Neon Albatross

Neon Albatross Making sweet, sweet love to your senses of humor since 2010. Watch our videos! http://www.youtube.com/user/NeonAlbatross

06/04/2025

Okay so it turns out Marty’s dick is stuck because Jack’s dick is ALSO in the Perrier bottle. Really thought the doctors would’ve noticed this sooner….

06/02/2025

Doctors still haven’t figured out how to remove Marty’s swollen c**k from the Perrier bottle. Keep him in your prayers yall… 🙏🏻

Official update from Neon Albtaross: Unfortunately Marty got his dick stuck in one of those glass Perrier bottles and ha...
06/02/2025

Official update from Neon Albtaross: Unfortunately Marty got his dick stuck in one of those glass Perrier bottles and has decided to take a break from the group while he recovers from surgery. Neon Albatross wishes him well. -Tross Varoom

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