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🚨 MEGHAN MARKLE ROASTED AS ‘ENORMOUSLY SHALLOW’ Ex–Vanity Fair editor says she’s a Michelle Obama wannabe with zero conf...
04/23/2025

🚨 MEGHAN MARKLE ROASTED AS ‘ENORMOUSLY SHALLOW’ Ex–Vanity Fair editor says she’s a Michelle Obama wannabe with zero confidence and a panic addiction to fame.

🚨 KARMELO ANTHONY MOVED AFTER DEATH THREATS Karmelo is accused of killing Austin Metcalf, now hiding at a secret locatio...
04/23/2025

🚨 KARMELO ANTHONY MOVED AFTER DEATH THREATS Karmelo is accused of killing Austin Metcalf, now hiding at a secret location. Victim buried—suspect protected.

🚨 ONLYFANS STAR QUITS 9-TO-5 TO WORK 24/7 She escaped the rat race… to grind even harder for strangers online. Liberatio...
04/23/2025

🚨 ONLYFANS STAR QUITS 9-TO-5 TO WORK 24/7 She escaped the rat race… to grind even harder for strangers online. Liberation looks a lot like desperation with WiFi.

🚨 FDA BANS CANCER CANDY After years of letting kids eat rainbow chemicals, the FDA finally admits Red 3 and friends migh...
04/23/2025

🚨 FDA BANS CANCER CANDY After years of letting kids eat rainbow chemicals, the FDA finally admits Red 3 and friends might cause cancer and behavioral issues. Took ’em long enough.

🚨 TRUMP’S DEPORTATION BLITZ NABS INDIA’S MOST WANTED A 655% surge in terrorist arrests under Trump’s raids, including Ha...
04/23/2025

🚨 TRUMP’S DEPORTATION BLITZ NABS INDIA’S MOST WANTED A 655% surge in terrorist arrests under Trump’s raids, including Harpreet Singh—India’s most wanted. Turns out, open borders let in more than just “dreamers.”

🚨 ROGAN TORCHES CNN FOR ‘FORCE-FEEDING ME MORONS’ Joe Rogan just called out CNN for replacing journalism with opinionate...
04/23/2025

🚨 ROGAN TORCHES CNN FOR ‘FORCE-FEEDING ME MORONS’ Joe Rogan just called out CNN for replacing journalism with opinionated talking heads. When even a podcaster is begging for real news, you know it’s bad.

04/22/2025

WWE Fans Create MASSIVE CHAOS on Escalators!

The dumbest headlines of the day, roasted to perfection. Chick-fil-A takes flight, WWE fans wreck an escalator, turkeys invade supermarkets, and Easter gets hijacked by kinks. Pure internet chaos—served hot and stupid.

🚨 COACHELLA SET HIJACKED: BAND SCREAMS “F**K ISRAEL” ON STAGEIrish group Kneecap turned their set into a political rant,...
04/21/2025

🚨 COACHELLA SET HIJACKED: BAND SCREAMS “F**K ISRAEL” ON STAGE

Irish group Kneecap turned their set into a political rant, flashing “F**k Israel, Free Palestine” to the crowd. Critics say Coachella’s officially been hijacked by extremists.

🚨 FAUCI’S NET WORTH DOUBLED TO $15M DURING COVID LOCKDOWNS While Americans were locked down and losing jobs, Dr. Fauci q...
04/21/2025

🚨 FAUCI’S NET WORTH DOUBLED TO $15M DURING COVID LOCKDOWNS While Americans were locked down and losing jobs, Dr. Fauci quietly doubled his fortune—from $7.6M to $15M between 2019 and 2023. Must be nice at the top.

🚨 DELTA FLIGHT EVACUATED AFTER ENGINE CATCHES FIRE BEFORE TAKEOFF Nearly 300 passengers had to flee a Delta plane in Orl...
04/21/2025

🚨 DELTA FLIGHT EVACUATED AFTER ENGINE CATCHES FIRE BEFORE TAKEOFF Nearly 300 passengers had to flee a Delta plane in Orlando after the engine burst into flames. Emergency slides deployed. No injuries—just chaos.

🚨 PARENTS DEFEND TEENS TRASHING ‘MINECRAFT’ MOVIE THEATERS: “GET OVER IT” Theaters are getting wrecked, chaos everywhere...
04/21/2025

🚨 PARENTS DEFEND TEENS TRASHING ‘MINECRAFT’ MOVIE THEATERS: “GET OVER IT” Theaters are getting wrecked, chaos everywhere—and some parents are just shrugging it off. Accountability? Not in this server.

🚨 MEGHAN MARKLE ACCUSED OF PLAGIARIZING CHILDREN’S BOOK FOR NETFLIX SHOW Author Mel Elliott says Markle’s canceled serie...
04/21/2025

🚨 MEGHAN MARKLE ACCUSED OF PLAGIARIZING CHILDREN’S BOOK FOR NETFLIX SHOW Author Mel Elliott says Markle’s canceled series Pearl ripped off her Pearl Power books. Legal notices sent—no response.

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