CEO Since Two

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08/15/2026

"Elephant: 'I can make my vegetables disappear!' 🐘

Baby Host: 'That’s not magic, that’s being five.' 👦🏻

Elephant: p**f 🎂
Baby Host: 'Okay, now THAT is magic.' 👏✨"



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08/14/2026

"Elephant: 'I can make my vegetables disappear!' 🐘

Baby Host: 'That’s not magic, that’s being five.' 👦🏻

Elephant: p**f 🎂

Baby Host: 'Okay, now THAT is magic.' 👏✨"



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08/14/2026

"Patient: 'Is it bad doc?'

Chief Baby: 'You searched a sore throat and now you think you're dying.'

Patient: '...Yes.'

Chief Baby: 'Case closed. Next!' 📋🍼"



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08/12/2026

"Step 1: Wake up at 4:00 AM. ⏰

Step 2: Cold plunge & meditate. 🧘‍♂️

Step 3: Inherit $50 Million. 💰💼

The grind never stops. See you after my nap. 😴"

"Be honest... who else's 4:00 AM alarm is purely decorational? 😂👇"




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08/12/2026

"Spent $2 Million on a dream home just to hear your neighbor blow dry their lawn at 6 AM every Saturday.

Baby CEO speaks only facts. 🏡😭

Real estate rule #1: Inspect the neighbors before signing."

"What is the absolute worst thing a neighbor has ever done to ruin your day? 👇"



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08/09/2026

"Money can buy you a 3-piece suit, but it can’t buy you early check-in.

The penguin won this round. 🦍❌🐧🍸"

"Who dressed better: The Gorilla in business casual or the Penguin in a full tuxedo? 👇"




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08/09/2026

"Never let your wife have unsupervised access to WebMD.

According to Google, a slight headache means you have 4 hours left to live. 🩺💀"

"Tag a wife who turns a mild sneeze into a full funeral plan. 👇😂"



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