01/14/2026
**Throwaway:** I (39M) recently went to China with my sister (36F), her husband (we'll call him 'Doug' 40M), their son (12), my wife and our two kids (11, 9). My sister and I were born in China, but our family immigrated to Dallas when we were young. She stayed there, got married, and had her son, while I settled in the Pacific NW with my wife and two gremlins of π our own. Growing up, our parents emphasized healthy eating and staying active. My sister and I still live that way and pass it to our kids. Doug, however, is... π₯ American in every sense of that π word. He grew up on ultra-processed foods (Fruit Snacks were considered fruit), and he'll insist on starting up his Grand Wagoneer for any distance more than three blocks. He's not TLC immobile, but definitely not built for long treks. Their son just finished 7th grade and loved the ancient China unit, especially the Terracotta Warriors. My sister thought this the perfect time for him, being half-Chinese, to visit his ancestral homeland. I was already planning a trip to Chongqing to see family, so we added my sister's family to the itinerary and expanded it to...