Eat My Cake Records

05/19/2026

04/23/2026

✨ OFFICIAL SINGLE RELEASE: SOUNDS OF ENTROPY ✨

Eat My Cake Records is thrilled to kick off the month of May with a powerful new release from Jade Ann Byrne.

“Sounds of Entropy (Gravity’s Slow Goodbye) Her Loss btw ;)” is a masterclass in atmospheric storytelling. 🎶🌌

As we prepare for the official launch of the birthday album on May 30th, we invite you to experience the haunting beauty of this lead single. It’s an evolution of the Space Country Trap sound that only Jade can deliver.

🎧 Listen now on Spotify and all major digital platforms!

UPC: 823000328796

04/23/2026

✨ OFFICIAL RELEASE: FOUR_OH_FOUR_NOT_FOUND_(MY)MELODY ✨

Eat My Cake Records is pushing the boundaries of digital sound with our latest release!

Join Jade Ann Byrne and Dee Jay Wet Cup Cake for a journey through the "Four_oh_Four_Not_Found_(my)Melody" project.

Moving into the Electronic and Glitch genres, this album is a bold exploration of modern noise and pop sensibilities.

Recorded with an "Explicit Modem Content" advisory, this is for the listeners who want to hear the future before it’s fully downloaded.

📠🎶🎧 Available now on Spotify and all major digital platforms!

UPC: 823000083961

04/22/2026

✨ NOW STREAMING: J3P3G$ R0T L!K3 Y0UR L0V3 ✨

Eat My Cake Records is thrilled to announce the release of a truly groundbreaking project from Jade Ann Byrne. “J3p3g$ R0t L!k3 Y0ur L0v3 (C0rrupt3d M3m0r!3$ Fr0m Th3 Cloud)” is a deep dive into the intersection of technology and human feeling.

Featuring standout tracks like the high-energy “Envy Code” and the ethereal “2 Hot 2 Hung 2 Cosmic,” this album showcases Jade’s mastery of genre-bending production.

It’s a sonic exploration of what we leave behind in the digital void.

🎧 Available now on all major platforms!

UPC: 198999250466

04/22/2026

✨ OFFICIAL DELUXE RELEASE: MY BIG FAT COCK-A-DOODLE-DO-RI-MI DELUX ✨

Eat My Cake Records is thrilled to present the latest full-length deluxe experience from Jade Ann Byrne.

This album captures the "Upbeat Party Music" energy of the California Pop scene while staying true to the Countrypolitan roots that Jade has mastered.

With a sound profile influenced by icons like Buck Owens and Taylor Swift, this record is a defiant, high-production journey through modern Americana. 🎸✨
🎧 Available Now on Spotify and all major platforms!
UPC: 198999234503

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04/22/2026

✨ NOW STREAMING: THE COSMIC RODEO QUEEN DELUXE EP ✨

At Eat My Cake Records, we believe in the power of sonic texture.

That’s why we are thrilled to release the "Cosmic Rodeo Queen" Single Deluxe EP by Jade Ann Byrne.

This special release features four different masterings of the track, allowing fans to hear the "California Pop" and "Countrypolitan" nuances like never before.

🎶 From the high-fidelity clarity of the Juno’s Version to the classic studio sound, this EP is for the true audiophiles.

Produced with passion. Released with purpose.

🎧 Listen now on all major streaming platforms!
UPC: 198999097245

04/15/2026

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04/15/2026

🚨 NEW RELEASE ALERT: Eat My Cake Records Corp. Technical Breakdown 🚨
Hold onto your lederhosen and your sombreros, folks. We just dropped a sonic anomaly that shouldn’t work, yet it’s currently vibrating the walls of our studio. Jade Ann Byrne and the West Coast Sonic Genius Dee Jay Wet Cup Cake have officially engineered the most beautiful train wreck in music history: "Sounds of Entropy (Gravity’s Slow Goodbye)."

This isn't just a song; it’s a Freaky Friday pact set to music. We’ve taken the soul of Los Angeles Mariachi and forcibly shoved it into a sweaty Wisconsin beer tent polka band. It’s a Narco Corrido with the mouth sewn shut—pure instrumental storytelling that follows a lonesome cowboy riding into a neon-soaked sunset.

🎸 The Technical Dissection: "The Zalpa Soul"
The heart of this track is a piece of history. Jade is wielding an authentic, handmade classical Zalpa instrument from Paracho, Michoacán, Mexico, built by the legendary luthier Anselmo Zalpa.

The Origin: This guitar was a gift from the late best friend of an East Los Angeles mamacita. Its original owner was a titan of the Mariachi scene across LA, San Diego, and the Inland Empire. After he "dipped" to his second family, the guitar found its way to Jade.

The Hardware: Each string nut is a carved skull.

The Tone: To get that signature "outlaw" bite, the Zalpa is restrung with the same Martin Bright strings favored by Dwight Yoakam. It creates a high-velocity shimmer that cuts through the thick Polka low-end like a machete through bratwurst.

🎺 Style & Sonic Architecture
How do you mix the desert heat of Mexico with the frozen tundra of the Midwest? Like this:

The Polka Backbone: The rhythm section utilizes the "Oom-pah" cadence typical of a Wisconsin polka band, but with a menacing, slow-burn tempo that mimics the "Entropy" in the title.

The Mariachi Lead: The Zalpa guitar doesn't just play melodies; it cries. Using traditional Mariachi finger-picking styles, Jade evokes the drama of a Narco Corrido without uttering a single lyric.

The Wet Cup Cake Polish: Dee Jay Wet Cup Cake applied a "West Coast Sonic" gloss over the track, ensuring the bass frequencies hit hard enough for a lowrider while maintaining the crispness needed for a festival stage.

📢 WE ARE HIRING / LIVE DATES COMING SOON
This is Jade Ann Byrne’s first official Latin-infused venture, but the floodgates are open. We have countless more tracks in the vault ready to be unleashed.

Jade Ann Byrne is looking for collaborators. If you have the chops to bridge the gap between the Plaza de la Raza and the local VFW hall, we want you.

"If you play Mariachi or Polka, I want to talk to you. We are taking this circus on the road." — Jade Ann Byrne

📞 GET IN TOUCH: (424) 249-9846
Eat My Cake Records Corp.
Where the sugar meets the entropy. 🍰💀

ON ALL MUSIC PLATFORMS MAY 1ST 2026

04/06/2026

New Release Alert! 🍰
We are thrilled to announce that Jade Ann Byrne has officially landed on Apple Music with the latest drop from Eat My Cake Records!
Get ready to lose yourself in the glitchy, high-energy vibes of:
"Four_oh_four_not_found_ (My) Melody"
[feat. Dee Jay Wet Cup Cake]
Why You Need to Listen:
• The Collaboration: Jade Ann Byrne joins forces with Dee Jay Wet Cup Cake for a track that defies expectations.
• The Sound: Pure digital adrenaline—think Beverly Hills energy meets dial-up aesthetic.
• The Label: Another sweet masterpiece brought to you by Eat My Cake Records.
🎧 Stream it now on Apple Music!

04/06/2026

We are thrilled to announce that Jade Ann Byrne has officially landed on Apple Music with the latest drop from Eat My Cake Records!

Get ready to lose yourself in the glitchy, high-energy vibes of:

"Four_oh_four_not_found_ (My) Melody"
[feat. Dee Jay Wet Cup Cake]

Why You Need to Listen:

• The Collaboration: Jade Ann Byrne joins forces with Dee Jay Wet Cup Cake for a track that defies expectations.

• The Sound: Pure digital adrenaline—think Beverly Hills energy meets dial-up aesthetic.

• The Label: Another sweet masterpiece brought to you by Eat My Cake Records.

🎧 Stream it now on Apple Music!

https://music.apple.com/us/album/four-oh-four-not-found-my-melody-feat-dee-jay-wet-cup-cake/1889024590