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Mis-splice MisSplice is a Fake Movie News Source. This idea was stemmed from the two men’s fundamental misunderstanding of the recently ratified 12th amendment.

In June of 1804 MisSplice.com was created by entrepreneurs Alexander Finley and Robert Manchester with a simple goal: send bootleg liquor into 21st century homes via a vast network or inter-dimensional time portals. When investors deemed that plan, “unfeasible economically” and “frighteningly retarded,” it was back to the drawing boards. Sadly this is but one of the many failures and that the two

men’s lives would be marred by; until their deaths in 1882 from polio and Grendel-related injuries respectively. MisSplice.com now exists as a monument to the bravery and courage of those men. A testament to the idea that if you work hard your whole life, there is still a strong likelihood you will die a poor, sad, failure. And in what place is this more true than Hollywood? MisSplice.com, is committed to bringing you the finest Hollywood news, just as fast as we can make it up and boil it down into an easily digestible form.

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