07/02/2025
🎮🏝️ LOVE ISLAND: C-WISE EDITION 🏝️🎮
📢 ATTENTION LADIES: GIRLFRIEND TRYOUTS NOW OPEN
🚨 The final roster spot is open. Is it yours? 🚨
Summer’s almost over, and so are the solo trips.
Christian Wise aka C-Wise is officially scouting for a real teammate — not just on stream, but in real life.
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💥 AUDITIONS NOW OPEN 💥
Slide through in your cleanest gym fit, your flyest brunch dress, or that lowkey anime hoodie that says “I got range.”
📝 TRYOUT REQUIREMENTS (READ CAREFULLY):
• ✅ Must have a passport and a passion for spontaneous travel. We catch flights, not feelings (unless they’re mutual).
• ✅ Squat form A1 (I can spot you, but form is non-negotiable).
• ✅ Gym 3x/week minimum. We don’t skip leg day or spirit day.
• ✅ Twitch-literate or Twitch-hype. If you’re not on stream, at least hype in the chat or help edit highlights.
• ✅ Must love anime, films, and being a creative partner in content, conversation, and connection.
• ✅ Must like to dance, cook, laugh at the chaos, and pray through the pressure.
⚠️ RED FLAGS – DO NOT APPLY IF:
• ❌ You and your baby daddy still arguing over who gets Thanksgiving.
• ❌ Your kids can’t chill with grandma or an iPad for one weekend.
• ❌ You want me to heal what your ex broke. Try Jesus, not me.
• ❌ You’re in a “situationship” and calling it “God’s timing.”
• ❌ You think eSports isn’t a real sport. It’s cardio for the thumb.
🎯 EXTRA CREDIT IF YOU:
• ✝️ Have a prayer life that hits harder than pre-workout.
• 🥩 Bring peace, protein, and snacks to the table.
• ⚡ Create content (or want to). IG reels, Twitch collabs, YouTube series—legacy in motion.
• 🏈 Play active sports (flag football, pickleball, or just competitive Uno).
• 🐎 Like outdoor adventure—horseback riding, off-grid trips, or just sunset drives.
• 💼 Have your own career, calling, and creative freedom.
THIS IS NOT A “VIBE” — THIS IS A LEGACY AUDITION.
Faith. Fitness. Family. Future.
We grow together. We grind together. We game together. 🎮💒💍
