Kentuckiana Doom Network

Kentuckiana Doom Network At the Kentuckiana Doom Network, we take pride in blowing weather out of proportion. We put those meteorologists to shame.

We firmly believe that every instance of weather should be treated as an apocalyptic doom event. Some local meteorologists enjoy over dramatizing weather, or making things bigger than they really are. Let's face it: you are going to die one day, and it very well could be this day. There's no need to know what direction a storm is heading, all you need to know is that this is probably the end. You can count on us to hype up your weather. We'll be here, from the beginning to the bitter end.

It’s coming people!!!!
12/21/2022

It’s coming people!!!!

It’s time to panic!!! Tornadoes, hail, flying cows, witches and corona virus ...
03/12/2020

It’s time to panic!!! Tornadoes, hail, flying cows, witches and corona virus ...

06/28/2019
Chance of car sized hail today... better stay underground
07/20/2018

Chance of car sized hail today... better stay underground

Oh Snap-aroni and cheese...get ready, it's gonna be a party tonight. The NWS doesn't hype
03/01/2017

Oh Snap-aroni and cheese...get ready, it's gonna be a party tonight. The NWS doesn't hype

Thank you for your questions. We will no longer be answering live tonight. For the latest information please go to weather.gov/louisville or your favorite media outlet.

Oddly enough, local meteorologists are also predicting werewolves tonight, which is indeed exceedingly strange given the...
02/28/2017

Oddly enough, local meteorologists are also predicting werewolves tonight, which is indeed exceedingly strange given the current moon phase is a waxing crescent. Early spring, early werewolves? It seems we're in for a truly phenomenal evening of weather.

As always with impending tornadic doom ... please allow for flying cows to pass... and in the spirit of preparedness, wh...
02/28/2017

As always with impending tornadic doom ... please allow for flying cows to pass... and in the spirit of preparedness, which is not condoned.. may we suggest a helmet to sport during the event. Here are a few fine examples:

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