03/08/2014
INSTALLING HUSBAND A woman
writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall
system performance, particularly in
the flower and jewellery applications,
which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled
another valuable program, Romance
9.5.
And then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0
and CRICKET 4.1.
What can I do?
Reply:
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to
download Tears 6.2.
Then it will automatically runs the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers
3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the
above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Also DO NOT disturb the original
package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise
new virus Girlfried 2.5 automatically
downloaded into your system. So be
careful.
In addition, please do not attempt to
reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications
and will crash Husband 1.0.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot
Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
