Philosophy Game Meta

08/12/2026

Nowhere is safe in this jungle.

08/07/2026

In the jungle no one can hear you scream 😱

Nowhere is safe in this jungle.

05/24/2026

Can you feel your
Favorite meme powering up

05/22/2026

Pepe cryo shop available for crossplay PvP only

| Tame | Price | New Abilities | Meta Use |

🐇 | **Burrow** | \$10 | Underground bases, builds traps, crazy fast escape, digs tunnels | Hidden FOBs, gem runs, hit-and-run |

🕷️ | **Araneo** | \$5 | Zipline webs, mobility swinging, venom poison, team immobilize | Cave PvP, web bases, crowd control |

🤖 | **Mek** | \$5 | Siege mode, base smashing, tanks turrets | Raiding metal, boss fights |

🦇| **Desmodus** | \$25 | Gliding, , platform saddle, , life-execution sting | Scout, pickup mount, mobile air base |

05/06/2026

I get so many people that complaint my tattoo and try to offer me a tattoo or to be my artist but I only got one and that’s zach blitz

04/20/2026

You can lie to me and everyone else heck even god but you can never lie to meta 😉