Crony Corp

09/15/2025

"Just some more enticing screenshots to show off what you're missing by not playing Crony Corp's Free early access game on Steam! You know it's available now, right?"
- Crony Corp (attempted) Marketing "Team"

09/08/2025

Have you tried out Crony Corp yet? 👀

👉 It's in early access on Steam RIGHT NOW!

08/04/2025

We have a question for you... Did you do it yet?

07/16/2025

⚡️Powerlines? Functional
🏭Manager power trips? Frequent
Combining both? Well, that’s just the game now

💚 Add Crony Corp to your Steam wishlist and reroute the real energy crisis: unchecked authority.

07/07/2025

"Sneak 'Peaks' at headquarters updates! Because this is Peak content right here...
👉 PS - Wishlist Crony Corp on Steam."

- Crony Corp HR attempting the (attempted) Marketing "Teams" Job

06/26/2025

"Sometimes you have to lift your team up with words. Doesn’t matter if they’re inspiring or mildly threatening—it’s the gesture that counts."

— Crony Corp Middle Management Morale Division

06/20/2025

"Reminders are important. Especially when it's Friday and you're thinking of excuses for not working anyway, right?"

- Crony Corp (attempted Marketing "Team"

05/26/2025

"They are just politely telling you to agree... But we only politely ask you to wishlist Crony Corp. I mean, it's free to do it so what do you have to lose?"

- Crony Corp (attempted) Marketing "Team"

05/13/2025

We'll show you ours if you show us yours...
(That's the saying, right?) 🎮

- Someone's cat from the Crony Corp team.

https://youtu.be/Tn7Yb1YNl5s?si=jL9hVrC_oTUvMrgL

If you're ready to climb to corporate greatness—or just hijack a truck for fun... Watch our new little trailer to see Crony Corp in action, now with 100% mor...

04/25/2025

"Did you know it's National Hairball Day? 🐱

We didn't until we realized Crony managers are just like Hairballs... Both mysteriously appear and make everyone uncomfortable."

- Crony Corp (attempted) Marketing "Team"

04/14/2025

"Just checking in on this very slow Monday...

PS: The (attempted) Marketing "Team said they still need some testers here, so sign up."

- Crony Corp Security-ish Team