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America's Trashiest Satire Family.. Turning dumb opinions into entertainment 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Everyone keeps asking me why I chose to make satire content ... and it's honestly the internet's fault.. and this is why...
08/26/2026

Everyone keeps asking me why I chose to make satire content ... and it's honestly the internet's fault.. and this is why I said f**k what anyone thinks about you cause people will always make their own assumptions no matter what you do, but yall wanna live your life for fools on the internet and stress over the ridiculous s**t they make up in their minds .. not me babe. I just couldn't give a single f**k 🤷🏻‍♀️😘

08/25/2026

I don’t look back at these years very often. Today I did, and I cried through half of making this video. There are parts of this story I think I had to put somewhere far away just so I could keep moving forward. But damn, I’m proud of what we did. I’m proud of my girl. I’m proud of me. And I’m so incredibly grateful for every person who stood beside us, believed in us, and helped us fight along the way. We never could have done this alone.

08/23/2026

They weren't as nice to me as the last club.. it's almost like they didn't like me or something 😭 🤣 on a side note I've started doing personal prank calls (for free duh- this s**t is just for fun for now 🤣) dm me if you want me to prank someone for you xoxo 😘 *****ub

I know some of y’all are gonna think this is nasty, but I don’t care. I don’t kill any of God’s creatures.People keep te...
08/22/2026

I know some of y’all are gonna think this is nasty, but I don’t care. I don’t kill any of God’s creatures.

People keep telling me to call an exterminator because we have roaches, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. God created them for a reason. Who am I to decide my life is more valuable than theirs just because I’m a human?

My kids know the rules too. If you see one, leave it alone. If it’s on your food, share. If it’s in your bed, scoot over. This is their home too.

The Bible says to love thy neighbor as thyself and to look after all of God’s creatures. I’m not going to hell for killing a roach, and I’m sure as hell not letting my family go to hell for killing one either.

Has anyone missed me over here ?! 🤷🏻‍♀️ The real reason I haven't been posting to this account lately is simply because ...
08/22/2026

Has anyone missed me over here ?! 🤷🏻‍♀️ The real reason I haven't been posting to this account lately is simply because I felt like meta was trying to one up me. They told me to get 300k views in 28 days and I gave them over 32 MILLION consistently for months and am still not monetized. Why 😭 Has anyone else got the goal and actually got monetized? And did yall know I have another satire page btw.. with three times the followers ? So make sure you follow me over there if you want to keep up with me for now .. in the mean time you'll know when this page is finally monetized cause I'll be back on my s**t for real once they do. I'm making a ton of content for this page though so stay tuned ❤️❤️❤️ I love yall to pieces .. and don't forget it!

08/22/2026

Let's prank call a Texas strip club 😂😂 *****ublife

My husband told me if I had money to get my hair done, I had money to start helping with the bills. So I canceled his ca...
08/21/2026

My husband told me if I had money to get my hair done, I had money to start helping with the bills. So I canceled his car insurance. Sometimes you have to move money around to make room for self care.

A husband’s job is to provide. Nothing less and nothing more. It says so in the Bible. Bet he keeps his mouth shut next time.

Breast isn’t best. Especially if your son is uncircumcised.Nobody ever warns new moms about the amount of backwash that ...
08/20/2026

Breast isn’t best. Especially if your son is uncircumcised.

Nobody ever warns new moms about the amount of backwash that gets into your breast milk when you nurse an uncircumcised baby. Everybody wants to talk about antibodies and bonding, but nobody wants to talk about contamination.

And before you tell me that’s not how the human body works, just remember doctors used to recommend ci******es.

This is exactly why all my boys were circumcised AND formula fed. You can never be too careful when it comes to your kids.

Legacy Theory Parenting™ teaches prevention over correction, because good parenting means eliminating the problem before it has a chance to become one.

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