Madeira Messager

04/22/2025

04/21/2025

Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country. Happy Easter also to the WEAK and INEFFECTIVE Judges and Law Enforcement Officials who are allowing this sinister attack on our Nation to continue, an attack so violent that it will never be forgotten! Sleepy Joe Biden purposefully allowed Millions of CRIMINALS to enter our Country, totally unvetted and unchecked, through an Open Borders Policy that will go down in history as the single most calamitous act ever perpetrated upon America. He was, by far, our WORST and most Incompetent President, a man who had absolutely no idea what he was doing -- But to him, and to the person that ran and manipulated the Auto Pen (perhaps our REAL President!), and to all of the people who CHEATED in the 2020 Presidential Election in order to get this highly destructive Moron Elected, I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very Happy Easter!!!

01/25/2025

January 25, 2024

I don't know what year it is.

12/06/2024

Desember 6, 2025

11/05/2024

Reminder:

Take out your trash today

10/28/2024

IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT YOU CANT WEAR A MAGA HAT WHILE VOTING BECAUSE IT'S "THE LAW" REMIND THEM THAT YOU ARE A PATRIOTIC REPUBLICAN AND ONLY ACCEPT THE LAW WHEN IT APPLIES TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE!!!

10/18/2024

October 18, 202 4

Curt is the only person on this earth I love.

09/28/2024

September, 28..., 20244

As if eating our cats wasn't enough, now HAITI created this HURRICANE in a LAB and sent it directly to Ohio. During Donald Trump's presidency, the UNITED STATES never experienced any BAD WEATHER. Sleepy Joe continue to fail us.

09/23/2024

Since my very BRAVE AND PATRIOTIC statement that I would stop reporting on some news related issues, I have since posted 18 different times in 3 weeks.

I know you are in AWE at my personal ability to control myself and tell the TRUTH which is why my news stories are hard hitting FACTUAL insights on the inner workings of the CHINESE SPIES that we have on our city council.

If JD Vance would return my calls so we can play DRESS UP I wouldn't need to EXPOSE THE WOKE MADEIRA AGENDA as much, but I fear that the democRATS will steal ANOTHER election, which selfishly (which describes everything I've ever done) would benefit me and my QUEEN, JD VANCE!!

09/10/2024

As a LOYAL SERVANT OF THE TRUTH I need to make you aware that COMMUNIST CHINA....

Ok guys I'm really sorry.

Just go to the "other" Madeira Messenger and read the post. Sometimes you can't parody truly weird people. Read the post and give it a laugh.

I've got nothing.

09/06/2024

Here we go again!

Since I moved out of Madeira, I have asked another Madeira Historical Society member to do my bidding!

If you see someone who resembles the personification of burnt mayonnaise, please ask how YOU can join the pure, holy, virtuous group of Madeira residents who want to tell other people what they can and can't do!

Nothing says Christian Love like hate!