Madeira Messager

09/21/2026

IF YOU CO**IES TRY TO TEAR DOWN THE HOSBROOK HOUSE I WILL TIE MYSELF TO THE PORCH TO PREVENT IT!!!

09/17/2026

05/26/2026

YOU CAN'T TEAR DOWN THE MUCHMORE AND HOSBROOK HOUSES! THAT'S WHERE I HID THE EPSTEIN FILES WITH TRUMP AND PLAY GRAB ASS WITH MY SOFA BOY VANCE!!!

05/01/2026

TO ALL THE LIBERALS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A JOE BIDEN ECONOMY ???

2.89 FOR A GALLON OF GAS?

IM GLAD THAT DADDY TRUMP AND MY LA-Z-BOY TOY JD VANCE FIXED THE ECONOMY!!!

05/01/2026

DONALD TRUMP TOLD YOU HE WOULD LOWER GAS PRICES - AND HE DID!

SUCK IT YOU LIBERAL, CO**IE LOSERS!

*please do not look at the date of this post or drive to your nearest gas station and compare the price*

04/15/2026

April 15, 2026,
I;m thinking about thos Beans

04/13/2026

I can confirm there is a secret pond in Madeira that I like to go to with JD Vance to get handsy with and NO I WON'T TELL YOU WHERE IT IS

03/27/2026

COME TO THE MADEIRA HISTORICAL SOCIETY FOR OUR "TRADISIONAL" EASTER EGG HUNT!

WHAT ARE IN THE EGGS? BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO FIGHT IRAN? $4 PER GALLON GAS? TARIFFS INCREASING THE COST OF YOUR PRODUCTS? UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES SHOWING TRUMP SEXUALLY ABUSED MINORS? (ALLEGEDLY!)

C'MON DOWN AND FIND OUT! WATCH JESUS RISE, BUT NOT THE STOCK MARKET!