Madeira Messager

05/26/2026

YOU CAN'T TEAR DOWN THE MUCHMORE AND HOSBROOK HOUSES! THAT'S WHERE I HID THE EPSTEIN FILES WITH TRUMP AND PLAY GRAB ASS WITH MY SOFA BOY VANCE!!!

05/01/2026

TO ALL THE LIBERALS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A JOE BIDEN ECONOMY ???

2.89 FOR A GALLON OF GAS?

IM GLAD THAT DADDY TRUMP AND MY LA-Z-BOY TOY JD VANCE FIXED THE ECONOMY!!!

05/01/2026

DONALD TRUMP TOLD YOU HE WOULD LOWER GAS PRICES - AND HE DID!

SUCK IT YOU LIBERAL, CO**IE LOSERS!

*please do not look at the date of this post or drive to your nearest gas station and compare the price*

04/29/2026

04/15/2026

April 15, 2026,
I;m thinking about thos Beans

04/13/2026

I can confirm there is a secret pond in Madeira that I like to go to with JD Vance to get handsy with and NO I WON'T TELL YOU WHERE IT IS

03/27/2026

COME TO THE MADEIRA HISTORICAL SOCIETY FOR OUR "TRADISIONAL" EASTER EGG HUNT!

WHAT ARE IN THE EGGS? BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO FIGHT IRAN? $4 PER GALLON GAS? TARIFFS INCREASING THE COST OF YOUR PRODUCTS? UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES SHOWING TRUMP SEXUALLY ABUSED MINORS? (ALLEGEDLY!)

C'MON DOWN AND FIND OUT! WATCH JESUS RISE, BUT NOT THE STOCK MARKET!

03/08/2026

I CAN'T BLAME BIDEN OR OBAMA SO THIS OBJECTIVE NEWS REPORTER ASKS YOU TO NOT TALK ABOUT GAS PRICES!!

03/04/2026

Gas prices above $3 and rising?

Suck it liberals, Daddy Trump's economy now!!

01/27/2026

IM SORRY I COULD NOT TELL WE DIDN'T GET 24 INCHES OF SNOW!

UNLIKE YOU SOCIALST, EVIL LIBERAL MORONS, I WAS TOO BUSY LICKING TRUMP AND VANCE'S BOOT SO IT LOOKED LIKE MORE SNOW FROM DOWN THERE!!

WE ONLY GOT 14 INCHES AKA 13 OPPENHEIMERS!!

01/16/2026

SIRI TURN OFF GRINDR NOTIFICATION APP SOUND ON PHONE!!