The Madison Misnomer

10/10/2025

"Here at the Misnomer, we have some urgent, and quite frankly embarrassing news: we need a new home."

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09/26/2025

We gathered in our situation room, which just so happens to be a supply closet, patiently contemplating our next move in the wild west of suspicious package news on campus. We reached out to UWPD’s police chief almost immediately for comment, and after our fourth email explaining that we only wanted to know more about the volume of emails students could expect, they finally gave us an answer.

Following last week’s barrage of emails about suspicious packages around campus, students of all majors and backgrounds are eagerly waiting for one thing: “When can I expect the new suspicious package email to hit my inbox?” Well, have no fear, because we here at the Misnomer have the inside s...

09/19/2025

MADISON, WI - Controversy struck campus over the weekend as UW-Madison’s Facilities Planning and Management Division announced plans to build a Walmart Supercenter on land currently occupied by the Lakeshore Nature Preserve (LNP). The store, which would lie along the Lakeshore Path adjacent to Eagle Heights Graduate Housing, is expected to cover 180,000 square feet with a 900-spot parking lot. Campus leaders believe it will provide a much-needed source of cheap groceries and general shopping near the Lakeshore neighborhood, but critics are raising flags about the potential environmental impacts.

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09/12/2025

Three UW Madison students sent to University Hospital after Cybertruck autopilot goes out of control

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"The incident began when Zach “Skidmark” Johnson, a sophomore in the Alpha Zeta Omicron fraternity, left his Cybertruck on autopilot while chugging an entire Four Loko."

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05/11/2025

The famed haven for wings that many fathers took their sons to while staring at women who were not their wives has been struggling lately; rising costs and debt combined with declining foot traffic have forced the business to begin exploring alternative financial decisions, including the dreaded bankruptcy.
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ATLANTA, GA - The nation is in full panic mode right now after Ho***rs, a beloved American intuition and staple of our country’s food industry, announced it was exploring filing for bankruptcy in order to manage its debt. In response to the alarming news, the federal government declared a full nat...

04/23/2025

Shin, a self-proclaimed “academic visionary,” painstakingly curated his schedule using a blend of Facebook stalking, RateMyProfessor reviews and sage advice from upperclassmen.
“Bro, finalizing my schedule was such a pain in the butt. That’s why I’m launching this website called Smash or Pass Class,” said Shin. “It’ll be a lifesaver for next semester.”

While most students spend hours stressing over selecting a major, prerequisites and course availability, sophomore Eric Shin has taken a more impassioned approach to his semester planning: targeting the most attractive professors on campus.“I mean, I could have taken Econ 101 with some old dude na...

03/31/2025

Misnomer’s husband-to-be is a cryptid known as Misterneaumer who owns and runs the very real and legitimate news organization The Madisun Misterneaumer. The pair apparently met through the dating website Satirefor2.gov in 2011, after both failed to find love on Christian Mingle.

MADISON, WI – In a shocking reveal to the writers at the Misnomer, the eldritch being who actually writes all the articles at the Misnomer revealed that they are soon to be married. With such a sudden reveal, here are all the important details regarding the future married couple and their wedding ...

03/29/2025

8.) Mason from Omega Chi

Dude is an animal and must be stopped. The trail of destruction that Mason leaves in his wake is a well-documented catastrophe. Unfortunately, ‘that dog’ in Mason needs to be put down as well.

10.) HorsesLet it be known that the Madison Misnomer is a strictly anti-horse institution. They look stupid which is good because they are stupid. All horse girls should be responsibly and ethically replaced with beaver boys, a more wholesome person that you would much rather spend time with.9.) The...

03/28/2025

After tackling horseback riding, mountaineering, sailing, and many more engaging outdoor activities, the Hoofers have decided to start a new club program: novice airplane flying.

“Hoofers is a place where people of all abilities can learn outdoor skills and enjoy outdoor activities,” said the lead horse of the Hoofers, John Stalin. “ We also realized that we did not truly cover all outdoor activities enjoyed by humans.”

After tackling horseback riding, mountaineering, sailing, and many more engaging outdoor activities, the Hoofers have decided to start a new club program: novice airplane flying. “Hoofers is a place where people of all abilities can learn outdoor skills and enjoy outdoor activities,” said the le...

03/27/2025

In a stunning show of support for Immigration and Customs Enforcement from one of the most liberal cities in Wisconsin, many Madison residents have gathered to cheer on the ICE raids ordered by the new Trump administration. George Fitzgeorge, 56, of the Vilas neighborhood, is a lifelong Madison resident. Having witnessed the history of immigrants in the city firsthand, he told Misnomer reporters that “it’s nice to know that they’re finally doing something about the slippery conditions.”

In a stunning show of support for Immigration and Customs Enforcement from one of the most liberal cities in Wisconsin, many Madison residents have gathered to cheer on the ICE raids ordered by the new Trump administration. George Fitzgeorge, 56, of the Vilas neighborhood, is a lifelong Madison resi...

03/26/2025

MADISON, WI – During a lecture at the Brogden Psychology Building students were shocked to hear someone other than their professor talking about nonsense.

“It just came out of nowhere, the professor was talking about something I don’t really remember, and all of a sudden I heard it! ‘I’m a big fan’” Jimmy Finger told the Misnomer.

MADISON, WI – During a lecture at the Brogden Psychology Building students were shocked to hear someone other than their professor talking about nonsense. “It just came out of nowhere, the professor was talking about something I don’t really remember, and all of a sudden I heard it! ‘I’m a...

03/25/2025

MADISON, WI - It’s a sad day across Madison, as Mr. Krabs, legendary owner of the Krusty Krab, was found shot to death outside the popular bar The Kollege Klub early Sunday morning. Students all over campus woke up to the tragic news, and vigils were held throughout the day as students mourned the death of the iconic businessman.

MADISON, WI - It’s a sad day across Madison, as Mr. Krabs, legendary owner of the Krusty Krab, was found shot to death outside the popular bar The Kollege Klub early Sunday morning. Students all over campus woke up to the tragic news, and vigils were held throughout the day as students mourned the...