Obby

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i got up one day after a friend of mine at the time got deported and decided to move to mexico with him, knowing almost ...
03/14/2025

i got up one day after a friend of mine at the time got deported and decided to move to mexico with him, knowing almost zero spanish, and learned what i know by talking the the ladies behind the counter at the oxxo convenience store

ya’ll be too scared to just try new things and start over fresh, i’ve done it like 8 times & i’m still figuring out a lot, it’s okay to start life late

stop being scared and start living 💯🤝🏽

i can’t do math, but i can tell you the entire plot of star wars in full detail, while simultaneously reciting said plot...
03/14/2025

i can’t do math, but i can tell you the entire plot of star wars in full detail, while simultaneously reciting said plot in the voices of the characters, while playing the orchestrated music on the all of the various instruments in my collection that no one has heard of

and that ladies and gentleman is the power of autism 🧩🔥💯🥶

So i’m like 6’6” (actually) & I went to a show in buffalo awhile back and mid drop he looks at me and points and beats...
03/11/2025

So i’m like 6’6” (actually) & I went to a show in buffalo awhile back and mid drop he looks at me and points and beats on his chest.

bro saw the only other tall dude in the venue and was like “yoooo” 😭 truly an unforgettable moment

people think i’m ignoring them, whole time i’m creating scenarios in my head that make absolutely zero sense, and have n...
03/09/2025

people think i’m ignoring them, whole time i’m creating scenarios in my head that make absolutely zero sense, and have no chance in the world at playing out

i’m a avid connoisseur of autistically driven movie’s that have zero impact on the future development of my brain and it...
03/07/2025

i’m a avid connoisseur of autistically driven movie’s that have zero impact on the future development of my brain and it’s capabilities, but like the cars in the movie cars go vroom vroom and i kinda like that

trauma you say? ohh u mean that thing that made me really funny and a lil sad sometimes.. yeah i love that thing bro 🔥💯 ...
03/06/2025

trauma you say? ohh u mean that thing that made me really funny and a lil sad sometimes.. yeah i love that thing bro 🔥💯

i be making up scenarios in my head that could be studied by top neuroscientists that may potentially save the human rac...
03/04/2025

i be making up scenarios in my head that could be studied by top neuroscientists that may potentially save the human race, i am just too powerful

the audacity for her to hml when i’m losing all my money on crypto smh, you can’t make this up 😤
03/04/2025

the audacity for her to hml when i’m losing all my money on crypto smh, you can’t make this up 😤

i’m a generational hater, my level of hating is beyond those of mere mortals who simply cannot fathom my sheer existence...
02/28/2025

i’m a generational hater, my level of hating is beyond those of mere mortals who simply cannot fathom my sheer existence, or my ability to hate at such a high degree with ease 😤🤫😏

communication is key they say, but i’d rather just ghost you and never find out if you’re actually mad 🤫👻💨
02/27/2025

communication is key they say, but i’d rather just ghost you and never find out if you’re actually mad 🤫👻💨

lemme know who tryna be like this fr 💯😏
02/25/2025

lemme know who tryna be like this fr 💯😏

we did really just kinda be like 👁️👄👁️ one day and now we’re just here, life kinda crazy lmao, anyways who else wants to...
02/25/2025

we did really just kinda be like 👁️👄👁️ one day and now we’re just here, life kinda crazy lmao, anyways who else wants to play in traffic?🫠

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