09/19/2026
I heard a tiny sound underneath the table and immediately knew something was wrong. I carefully approached the table like a detective in a very important investigation. I looked underneath once. Nothing. I looked again. Still nothing. I sniffed the floor, moved my paw around, and stared into the darkness for several seconds. Then I looked back at the camera as if to say, “You heard that too, right?” Apparently nobody else was taking this investigation seriously. Fine. I'll handle the case myself.