The Daily Freier

06/11/2026

"Top Ten Things That Lasted Longer Than The Ceasefire With Iran"
https://dailyfreier.com/2026/06/11/top-ten-things-that-lasted-longer-than-the-ceasefire-with-iran/

06/06/2026

DATELINE 1944: “D-Day Cancelled After Cultural Appropriation Incident”

https://dailyfreier.com/2016/06/06/d-day-cancelled-after-cultural-appropriation-incident

06/05/2026

Happy Pride, Jerusalem!

(Photo Credit: Wikimedia Commons) By Aaron Pomerantz Last Updated 8/3/2018 at 5:45 PM Jerusalem: With yesterday’s Jerusalem Pride Parade, the city’s LGBT Community stood up as one to sh…

06/04/2026

Me after taking 3 edibles even though I don’t quite understand the metric system:

06/01/2026

"Graham Platner’s Top Ten Spiciest S*xts"
https://dailyfreier.com/2026/06/01/graham-platners-top-ten-spiciest-sexts/

05/20/2026

RACISM: Knesset Votes To Punish Anyone Who Says “Shavuis”

https://dailyfreier.com/2026/05/20/racism-knesset-votes-to-punish-anyone-who-says-shavuis/

05/20/2026

BREAKING: Thomas Massie flees to Argentina.

05/14/2026

With Israellycool – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉 Please send me
My coupon for Cofix.

05/14/2026

"OPINION: Nicholas Kristof Has S*x With Gerbils"

Don't worry, we met the The New York Times standard for accuracy in Journalism and found 14 people to corroborate this story.

https://dailyfreier.com/2026/05/14/opinion-nicholas-kristof-has-sex-with-gerbils/

05/08/2026

Graham Platner's Top Ten Campaign Slogans
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1. Bangor Über Alles

2. The Final Solution To Maine’s Problems

3. Heil Hotchkiss!

4. More Oysters Less Oy Vey

5. Putting The “SS” In “Success”

6. Scarier Than A Steven King Novel!

7. A New Order For New England!

8. A Goose Step In The Right Direction!

9. Bar Harbor Macht Frei

10. The N**i Trustafarian Cosplaying Fisherman That Maine Needs Right Now