Metropolis Illinois News 2.0

08/12/2025

I-24 has entered the chat

08/08/2025

Spotted in Metropolis. You know they are going to pull you over and confiscate your w**d for that right....

Original poster reach out if you want credit.

08/01/2025

The new rest stop on Old Marion Road 1/10! The toilet wouldn't flush. No AC. No privacy. Cars driving by honking the ENTIRE TIME. Mattresses were lumpy. We are all itchy. Something was growling at us from the woods. We do not recommend this place.

07/25/2025

For atleast a year now, this hunk of crap, busted up clunker has invaded our turf (located right behind the OG DJ's carwash).

Apparently it's not going anywhere. It has seemingly never once moved. It seems to be atleast a 5000 pound hunk of piece of junk metal scrap that just sits there until the end of eternity...

So while it continues to soil our sacred land, I would like for all Metroplonites to vote on its nickname...

Here are some of the ones I've came up with so far...

-The Trent Brokerson
-The Perry S**t Boxx
-The Ron Beaton to hell
-The Lew S**tton
-Former Meteorologist John Champion

Cast your votes now.

07/24/2025

Where is my childhood going? 😔

07/24/2025

Me after getting this month's electric bill

07/23/2025

We too are big on the NO TRESP! And small on the assing...

07/22/2025

07/05/2025

I swear fireworks were never this loud. Neighbors have some that sound like bombs. Shaking the ground and everything. Did I miss something? Is this a new firework this year? What are these freaking things? Superman does not approve.

07/04/2025

Anyone know who this is? Keeps going up and down the street past our news station yelling "Hell yeah brother" and shooting roman candles. He almost hit our weatherman with one. Generally unruly behavior. A real jerk.

This is satire. Happy 4th.

07/01/2025

To whoever picked up the shoe... we hope you get fleas.