Trever Farted

03/10/2023

Know what I’m sayin’, ladies?

02/01/2023

The man is one family shopping trip to Target away from sneaking back into training camp. He’ll be triggered back into a playbook by Valentines Day when he sees all the X’s and O’s. Also, leave it to Tom Brady to make Black History Month all about him.. I’m starting to think Antonio Brown may have been onto something.

01/27/2023

Just left Jiu Jitsu class & it was filled with IRS agents working out to “B*tch Better Have My Money”. If anything he should pay me the $4 million for having to listen to “Yeah 3x” every time I want to rewatch Jim & Pam’s wedding. There’s nothing I hope for more in this world than Chris Brown’s swift & endless downfall. That last part wasn’t really funny, but it makes me smile.

01/07/2023

Felt delete, might cute later

12/25/2022

Merry Christmas, everybody 🌴

11/17/2022

Just a little football knowledge for ya.

10/15/2022

This is my bat signal 🦀

10/14/2022

And if you flip a racecar is it still a racecar, even if it’s totaled? And if you flip a Punch Buggy, do it’s wheels do the weird crawly thing like a cockroaches legs when it’s on its back? Ok I’ll come to a full stop now, but I was on a roll. All tired out now, though.. honestly forgot what the original tweet/post was even about.

10/13/2022

Don’t be a sheep 🧠

10/06/2022

Just some tweets I’ve twitten 🐦

08/23/2022

won this in a claw machine 🥹

06/17/2022