08/06/2026
the funny part is…
you came into the relationship already
paying your own bills.
buying your own stuff.
handling your own life.
you weren’t looking for a sponsor…
you were looking for some damn consistency.
and somehow…
that was asking for too much.
it’s actually impressive how some people can fumble the easiest assignment.
you weren’t asking for designer bags.
private jets.
or a mansion.
just effort.
communication.
and a reason to stay.
but they act like treating you right requires congressional approval.
then be shocked when you leave.
like…
what exactly were you expecting?
because if you can’t keep a woman who already had her own…
that’s not a relationship problem.
that’s a you problem.