08/28/2025
Brainrot, Anyone?
We were just minding our own business, sipping overpriced lattes, when BAM—the Cappuccino Assassino burst out of our 3D printer like a caffeinated cryptid! This brainrot-fueled coffee demon is now wreaking havoc as a Clicker, Figurine, and Keychain, and it’s ready to ruin your sleep schedule!
Cappuccino Assassino Clicker: This thing clicks louder than your neighbor’s 6AM leaf blower, powered by a Keyboard Switch for that chef’s kiss tactile chaos.
Figurine: A tiny Assassino that stares into your soul and demands, “WHERE’S THE CREMA?!” Perfect for your desk or that shelf you haven’t dusted since 2015.
Keychain: Attach this unhinged bean bandit to your keys and watch it spook every barista who dares offer you decaf. Built to survive your pocket lint apocalypse.
Post your Cappuccino Assassino prints in the comments—we’re ready to cackle at your caffeinated chaos!
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