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04/16/2026

Relax ya lubies. If ya need help just ask. 🤙 we all started from the bottom.

04/16/2026

Some deals you just can’t pass up 🤷‍♀️

They say safety firstright up until the load is late.Then it’sjust push throughjust keep it movingjust one more mile.Sno...
04/16/2026

They say safety firstright up until the load is late.Then it’sjust push throughjust keep it movingjust one more mile.Snow piling up.Wind shaking the trailer.Visibility gone.Safety beco

04/16/2026

I hope I don’t get banned again

04/16/2026

Can i drive on this for two more days?
04/16/2026

Can i drive on this for two more days?

You gotta be kidding me with these lowlifes 😤Came out this morning to find some lowlife tried to cut my cat off! 😤 Just ...
04/16/2026

You gotta be kidding me with these lowlifes 😤

Came out this morning to find some lowlife tried to cut my cat off! 😤 Just got a third of the way through before they bailed. Think she's a goner or is there any hope for a repair on this thing? She sounds like a race car now, but no check engine light… yet.

WHOEVER called to have my car towed from the disabled parking at Target… seriously, what was the reason???I was gone for...
04/16/2026

WHOEVER called to have my car towed from the disabled parking at Target… seriously, what was the reason???

I was gone for FIVE minutes. Not even. Ran in, grabbed what I needed, came right back out—and my car was already halfway up on a tow truck.

How does that even happen that fast???

I wasn’t sitting there all day. I wasn’t “camping” in the spot. It was literally a quick in-and-out.

But apparently that was enough for someone to make it their personal mission to report it.

Now I’m stuck dealing with a tow yard, fees, and a whole lot of stress over something that didn’t need to happen.

Some people really need to relax.
It was FIVE minutes.

I’ll take my break at the fuel island.Not because I want to.Because there’s nowhere else.Engines idle.Tempers boil.Clock...
04/16/2026

I’ll take my break at the fuel island.Not because I want to.Because there’s nowhere else.Engines idle.Tempers boil.Clocks keep running even when the truck doesn’t.They say “plan better

04/16/2026

Last time I do that

04/15/2026

I guess he’s getting too used to things around here….

04/15/2026

Reply to welcome to the rust belt you clown. Keep selling customers s**t they don’t need. You are the reason mechanics get bad names

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