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04/16/2026

Relax ya lubies. If ya need help just ask. 🤙 we all started from the bottom.

04/16/2026

Some deals you just can’t pass up 🤷‍♀️

This job never promised tomorrow.Only miles.Only motion.Only the hope the road stays open.Every load assumesYou’ll still...
04/16/2026

This job never promised tomorrow.Only miles.Only motion.Only the hope the road stays open.Every load assumesYou’ll still be herewhen it’s done.Experience doesn’t matter.Loyalty doesn’t

04/16/2026

I hope I don’t get banned again

04/16/2026

Thought I’d just throw some new rotors on today… yeah right. 3 hours later I’m out here swinging a hammer like a maniac ...
04/16/2026

Thought I’d just throw some new rotors on today… yeah right. 3 hours later I’m out here swinging a hammer like a maniac and this rotor is laughing at me. Finally grabbed a gear puller, tore chunks out of it, used heat, soaked it in lube—still holding on for dear life. This thing is personal now. What’s the next move?? ⚙️🛠️🙆🤔💬🚗

ASE Master L**e Tech hereJust did my first timing belt job and I’m already questioning everything I’ve been taught.Car h...
04/16/2026

ASE Master L**e Tech here

Just did my first timing belt job and I’m already questioning everything I’ve been taught.

Car had a slight noise so I went ahead and replaced the timing belt myself, lined everything up “close enough,” put it back together, and now it has no spark, made a loud banging noise on startup, and won’t even turn over anymore.

I took it back apart and I’m not seeing anything wrong so at this point I’m starting to think these engines are just overly sensitive. Everyone acts like timing has to be PERFECT but realistically as long as the belt is on and spinning everything should sync itself out once it runs.

Also don’t understand how a belt job could cause a no spark condition… spark is electrical, timing belt is mechanical… completely different systems so that makes zero sense.

Shop foreman is already hovering waiting to say I messed something up but I know for a fact I did everything right. If anything this is probably a factory defect that just happened to show up after I worked on it.

If anyone actually knows what’s going on (not guessing) let me know because I’m not about to get blamed for something that clearly isn’t my fault.

Trying to avoid the other techs acting like they know more than me when I’m literally the most competent one in the shop.

Drivers are more distracted than ever… phones, screens, pressure, fatigue.This is what happens when attention slips for ...
04/16/2026

Drivers are more distracted than ever… phones, screens, pressure, fatigue.This is what happens when attention slips for one second.Some walk away lucky…Others never get the chance.Wint

04/16/2026

Last time I do that

04/16/2026

I guess he’s getting too used to things around here….

04/15/2026

Reply to welcome to the rust belt you clown. Keep selling customers s**t they don’t need. You are the reason mechanics get bad names

04/15/2026

Backs again…. .

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