Uncle Jessie Arkham's Afternoon Escape

07/14/2025

“Never argue with a loaded broom.” - Hank the Cowdog, Book 15

07/14/2025

07/09/2025

Good morning ☕️☕️

07/03/2025

The Fiesta Mini Train will be ready to roll tomorrow starting at 11 a.m. and going to 3:00! Come see what fun our volunteers have in store at Iron Horse Square! Rides are free, though donations are gratefully accepted. Proceeds from souvenirs and refreshments go to help with the train and the park. Thank you to everyone who supports this effort!

07/03/2025

Hank’s NEW Book 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘!
In order to be automatically entered to win, just:
(𝟏) 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐤'𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞
(𝟐) 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭
(𝟑) 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝
(𝟒) 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 a 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐰𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲!
5 WINNERS will be randomly selected and announced publicly on this page in 9 DAYS!! (i.e. next Thursday!)
IMPORTANT NOTE: We will be announcing the winners publicly in a post on this page on July 3rd. Any message anyone might receive in the meantime is a scam/fraud.

07/03/2025

Here's the schedule for today, July 3 -

11AM - Jurassic World Rebirth - brand new entry in he super cool series!

7:30PM - Lake Country Symphonic Band Concert - This concert is sold out. If you got your tickets/passes doors will open at 6:30ish. If not, they play again tomorrow at 8PM outdoors at the Civic Center.

YES we WILL be open July 4th for a full schedule! Beat the heat and come on inside!

07/03/2025

“I had just caught him in the web of his own spider.” - Hank the Cowdog, Book 15

07/02/2025

“I laughed. She laughed. We both laughed, sharing that special secret shared by two dogs who laugh at secrets.” - Hank the Cowdog, Book 10

07/02/2025

Here's the schedule for today, Wednesday, July 2 -

1:30PM, 4:15PM, 9PM - Jurassic World Rebirth - a brand new entry into the series. COme get your dinosaur fix!

7PM - My Mom's a Werewolf - PG13 80's cheese. Recognizable faces doing silly silly things. LOL

07/02/2025

“The trouble with coyotes is that they have no sense of humor.” - Hank the Cowdog, Book 4