04/04/2025
“These are my special talents:
1. I look completelyy different with a shaved face, I mean you will NOT recognize me.
2. I can do a completely accurate impression of Hevert the Pervert.
3.I will never be a millionaire but one day I will teach a homeless person how to be one.”
4. I’ve survived 4 hit-and-runs on my bike, first a van, then a bus, then a car. Well? 4.5 if you include the electric scooter. Oh, and a brick. That’s when I knew I needed to leave Denver.
5. I really wanna shoot an episode of an “Are You Afraid of The Dark” where I’m dressed as a Soice Girl wearing a sombrero.
6. I’m Handicapped -I’ve been dating out of my league my whole life.”
-Jeremiah Wise everyone👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼