05/24/2026
SURGICAL EXTRACTION 6/6/26
As the prophecy foretold, Gaby (Gartex) fell and injured her knee two weeks into moving to the capital of the world, Minneapolis. This resulted in six, yes six, different injuries in her knee. She will be getting major knee surgery soon and we're raising money for her cost of living during recovery, etc. (We'll figure out a way later to donate even if you can't make it out!)
In honour of the unexplainable horrors and hardships of life, we are planning a night that will open our hearts to the joys of the world that are ever-present and easily overlooked. Please come dance your heart away, in honour of the healing of our legendary friend Gartex, as well as the healing of the entire world.
New World, DM for address if you need it
Sickening flyer by
The way of victory, never forget you were born to WIN
See you on the dance floor,
C.A.R.