06/06/2026
Apparently I was nominated for the ๐จ๐ป๐ฑ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ for ๐๐ฒ๐๐ ๐ง๐ฟ๐ผ๐น๐น, which feels like a clerical error but I will not be correcting it. I am ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐น๐, ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ณ๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐น๐ ๐๐ป๐พ๐๐ฎ๐น๐ถ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ฑ for this honor.
When I first started lightly stirring chaos in comment sections, I never imagined I would one day be recognized among such elite, professional-grade instigators. Truly, I stand here as a ๐ต๐๐บ๐ฏ๐น๐ฒ, ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐น๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ฟ๐ผ๐น๐น in a sea of absolute masters.
Iโd like to thank the Pope for his continued spiritual guidance during my most unnecessary replies, and the president of Liechtensteinโa small country I canโt legally locate on a mapโfor believing in me before I even believed in myself. Your support has meant everything.
To the real trolls out thereโthe ones who commit, who dedicate themselves to the craft, who wake up early just to start problemsโI see you. I study you. I aspire to one day reach even 10% of your ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ๐ผ๐๐ถ๐ฐ ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐ป๐ฒ๐๐.
If you feel compelled to support this clearly questionable nomination, you can ๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ via the link in bioโand while you are there, show some love to all the other awards and nominees.
Until then, I will continue doing my small partโฆ being slightly annoying, mildly inconvenient, and occasionally funny.
Truly honored to be nominatedโa small ๐ ๐ผ๐ด๐๐ฎ๐ถ amongst giant ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐บ๐น๐ถ๐ป๐.
