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5 words that can start a fight at a black cookout:“Who made the potato salad?”😂😂
08/09/2025

5 words that can start a fight at a black cookout:

“Who made the potato salad?”

😂😂

08/09/2025

I almost got away with it 😂

Black families will literally fight about who’s cooking the Mac and cheese for a family event. So I’ve always wondered d...
08/09/2025

Black families will literally fight about who’s cooking the Mac and cheese for a family event.

So I’ve always wondered do white families fight over who’s cooking the green been casserole?

Feel free to enlighten me 😂

When I ride with my wife anywhere, I usually go straight to sleep.The other day she goes, “Why do you ALWAYS fall asleep...
08/08/2025

When I ride with my wife anywhere, I usually go straight to sleep.

The other day she goes, “Why do you ALWAYS fall asleep when I drive?”

I said, “Baby… with the way you drive, I don’t want to SEE it coming when it happens.”

She said, “What’s that supposed to mean??”

I said, “It means before I get in the passenger seat with you driving… I repent for ALL my sins. Then I go to sleep so I don’t commit any more and mess up my way into Heaven.”

Pray for me, y’all. I hope she doesn’t see this post because if she does I may be going up to yonder with a seatbelt wrapped around my neck. 🚗💨🙏😂

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I remember the first white friend I made in elementary school. He was telling me how his dad had lost his job and things...
08/08/2025

I remember the first white friend I made in elementary school. He was telling me how his dad had lost his job and things at home had been kind of crazy. I was telling him it’s gone be alright because we had it pretty rough too.

That was the day I learned that white people poor and Black people poor are NOT the same. 😂

He said, “Yeah, I get it…we’re so broke we had to eat at the Chick-fil-A in the mall.” 💀

I said “Sir….in my house we have to eat cereal out of a spaghetti stained country crock butter container with a fork just so the person after us can use the milk too.”😂

Do I take risks? YesDo they always get rewarded? NoMoral of the story is…I don’t regret trying.It’s Cabinet Carl Baby!!
08/08/2025

Do I take risks? Yes

Do they always get rewarded? No

Moral of the story is…I don’t regret trying.

It’s Cabinet Carl Baby!!

08/08/2025

Some advice for the fellas

08/07/2025

Every. Single. Day.

Y’all ever hype yourself up to do something you KNOW you ain’t supposed to? 🤦🏾‍♂️🍪My wife came home with a tray of 84 co...
08/06/2025

Y’all ever hype yourself up to do something you KNOW you ain’t supposed to? 🤦🏾‍♂️🍪

My wife came home with a tray of 84 cookies and said, “Don’t touch these. They’re for my job.” I said “I’ll eat whatever I want” she said “what?” I said “nothing” 😂

Later that night, she’s in the tub… and I’m whispering to myself,
“This MY house. I’ll eat a cookie if I want!”

So I get up and go the kitchen. Now my only obstacle is that loud plastic cover that’s basically a car alarm. It’s kinda like trying to open a bag chips in church. 😅

I skillfully get it open, eat the cookie, and lay back down with a big smile on my face because ain’t nobody gone tell me what to do in my house!

So my wife gets out the tub, walks to my side of the bed, and puts a roll of toilet paper down. I’m like, “What’s that for?” 🤔

She said, “You’ll need it. Those cookies are for my constipated patients.”

I said “HUH!?” 😳😳

She rolled over and said…
“Good night, Doodoo Man.” 💀

Moral of the story: Listen to your wife… or at least read the cookie label. 😂

08/06/2025

Tearing that kitchen up!

People keep saying something is wrong with my nails…I don’t see the problem. 🤷🏾‍♂️
08/05/2025

People keep saying something is wrong with my nails…I don’t see the problem. 🤷🏾‍♂️

“My Cousin Borrowed $300… Then the Jail Called 😳😂”My cousin called me the other day asking to borrow $300 so she could p...
08/05/2025

“My Cousin Borrowed $300… Then the Jail Called 😳😂”

My cousin called me the other day asking to borrow $300 so she could pay her rent. So me being who I am I understand what it’s like, so I told her I’d think about it.

Before I could call her back, my aunt called me up and said, “Don’t give her that money! She’s lying. She just wants to bail her boyfriend out of jail so they can be together for his birthday!”

I thought about it for a second… and decided, hey, we all need help sometimes. So I told my cousin to come get the $300.

A few hours later, my phone rings and it’s Mobile County Jail. My cousin is SCREAMING and CRYING, asking why I gave her counterfeit money.

I calmly said, “Well…you wanted to be with your boyfriend on his birthday and now yall can spend it under the same roof.” 🎉😂

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