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08/02/2025

I know y’all do it too 😂

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "mon...
08/02/2025

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don't get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.😂😂

Y’all… I had the WILDEST store run the other day.I walk in, grab a candy bar, a Coke, and some Aunt Flo’s welcome mats. ...
08/01/2025

Y’all… I had the WILDEST store run the other day.

I walk in, grab a candy bar, a Coke, and some Aunt Flo’s welcome mats. Simple trip, right?

Cashier scans the candy bar… silent.
Scans the Coke… silent.
Then she picks up the cramp cushions, pauses, looks me DEAD in my face and SINGS:

🎵“SOMEBODY IS ON THEIR PERIOOOOOD!”🎵

I’m like, “Ma’am… that’s not appropriate.”

She goes, “Oh, I just think it’s sweet you’re buying someone’s favorite snacks for their time of the month.”

First of all… THE SNACKS ARE FOR ME.
Second of all… I do NOT need a soundtrack for my purchases.

Then she hits me with, “Well, I guess somebody’s mad they’re not getting laid tonight.” 😳

At this point, I just say, “Lady… please give me my receipt.”

So as im leaving the door greeter checks my receipt, reads it, and before handing it back starts SINGING:

🎵“SOMEBODY IS ON THEIR PERIOOOOOD!”🎵

I look back the cashier is crying laughing.
I snatched that receipt so hard I almost took that lady’s nails with it!

Be honest…would y’all have laughed it off or lost it? 🤔

08/01/2025

Kids hate it. Parents approve 😂

THIRSTY CHICKENThe other day I told my kid, “Take some chicken out of the freezer and put it in the sink with water so i...
08/01/2025

THIRSTY CHICKEN

The other day I told my kid, “Take some chicken out of the freezer and put it in the sink with water so it can thaw.”

I head to the store, grab what I need for dinner, and come back home.

I check the sink… and what do I see?
A frozen pack of chicken… sitting in the sink… next to a glass of ice water. A GLASS OF ICE WATER!!!

Apparently, my child thought I meant, “Give the chicken a refreshing drink.” 🥴😂

I know they say common sense isn’t so common, but wow… maybe I need to start giving step-by-step instructions like a cooking show.

I swear, raising kids is just doing daily science experiments with common sense.

08/01/2025

Trouble in the checkout line

When I’m upset with my wife I look at her through this pretending she in jail and whisper as hard as I can “that’s what ...
07/31/2025

When I’m upset with my wife I look at her through this pretending she in jail and whisper as hard as I can “that’s what you get…that’s what you get!” 😂

Me and my buddy were talking about our kids. He said, “Man, the best walk a man will ever take is walking out of the hos...
07/31/2025

Me and my buddy were talking about our kids. He said, “Man, the best walk a man will ever take is walking out of the hospital with your newborn.”

I said, “Yeah, that’s pretty special.”

Then he said, “It’s just something about it that’s life changing. Nothing can compare to that feeling.”

I said, “Clearly you’ve never walked out of jail.”

07/31/2025

What happened?

07/31/2025

Am I the only one that does this?

07/30/2025

When you frying something sitting down but that grease has other plans 😂

Kids have zero chillI remember one time we were at the store standing in line. My kid was about 5 or 6 at the time and I...
07/30/2025

Kids have zero chill

I remember one time we were at the store standing in line. My kid was about 5 or 6 at the time and I was having a conversation with the lady in front of me.

Now as we are talking my kid speaks up and says “excuse me ma’am but why you got on boy clothes?”

The lady politely says “well because I am a man”

my kid squints and says “well if you a boy then why you got titties” then skips off to the snack rack.

Y’all my kid strait up started some crap then floated off like a kid in candy land leaving me to deal with the consequences. Crazy thing is I wasn’t embarrassed because well…I thought that was a good question 😂

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