11/24/2023
Local Teen Arrested
Logan Barker, age 18, was arrested by local authorities at his place of work on Saturday, May 13th, at 8:32 P.M.
Barker was employed at the local Burger King. His coworkers have reported that when Barker clocked in for his shift that afternoon, the young man seemed “irritable and visibly upset”. Later into the evening with the evening rush coming though, Barker cracked.
A customer came through, ordering a plain Whopper™️ with extra onions. Barker told authorities, “the man came through and was incredibly rude when ordering, and seemed to have little compassion that we were slam packed. That was already enough to set me off.”
When the customer pulled around to get his meal, he noticed the sandwich had minimal onions, and became agitated towards Barker.
He handed the sandwich back through the window, with Barker claiming he would “fix the issue”, only to be caught farting on the sandwich, and rubbing it on his genitalia, by upper management. Before the manager of the establishment could stop him, Barker gave the sandwich back to the customer, who then drove off.
“I had enough of the ignorance and inconsiderate attitude of the public” said Barker, “that’s really all I’m going to say until I receive an attorney.”
Barker is being held in the county jail, without bond.
Story is still developing.