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06/11/2026

The board would like to discuss the growing number of Costco patio furniture sets appearing throughout the community.

06/10/2026

HOA meeting discussion regarding the community golf cart.

According to Stu, it is not HIS golf cart. It is a community asset. The board remains encouraged by the visibility improvements.

The board then moved directly into a B&L Construction update.

06/09/2026

The HOA board is simply not in a position to provide a lake experience.

06/08/2026

HOA Board Meeting – Side Yard Discussion

Public comment from Hank regarding café lighting installed in his side yard.

The board’s position was that if your side yard appears to be accepting reservations, a conversation may be necessary.

Additional concerns regarding 5,000 Kelvin lighting remain under review.

Carl recorded the discussion from the audience.

Where do you draw the line between a side yard and a destination?

06/07/2026

Our HOA board meeting addressed the bench again.

Stanley received reports that the bench near the lake was creating an atmosphere of lingering. Residents pointed out it is, in fact, a bench. Facing a lake. Stanley agreed the lake is a contributing factor.

Save this for the next time your HOA cites you for something that doesn’t exist.

06/06/2026

A Florida HOA board meeting regarding an unapproved welcome mat.

The board would like to clarify that nobody objected to being welcomed. The concern was what might happen once the mat began expressing opinions.

The matter remains under review.

06/05/2026

The HOA board would like to clarify that Tim Meadows is not a community amenity.

Questions were asked.
Answers were provided.
The matter is considered resolved.

06/03/2026

An HOA meeting was held regarding a fishing violation at the retention pond. The tween was observed without an approved lanyard.

The board determined additional discussion was necessary.

Minutes remain open.

06/02/2026

Additional freebie curb activity has been observed by the HOA.

Residents reported seeing at least one individual stop, photograph the free chair, and continue on without taking possession of the chair.

The board reminds residents that a free chair is intended to be a transaction, not a destination.

The situation remains under review.

06/01/2026

Thursday was load-bearing. The HOA board disagrees.

Agenda Item 7B — Weekend Freshness Assessment

Board position: The matter remains under review pending a report from the Architectural Committee.

Minutes remain open.

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