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HOA asks man watching sprinklers to clarify his role after watering appears to continue normally during his brief absenc...
09/09/2026

HOA asks man watching sprinklers to clarify his role after watering appears to continue normally during his brief absences.

Neighbors say he has not missed a Zone 2 handoff all summer.

09/08/2026

HOA open forum took a brief detour into the landscaping contract.

She just wants to know what exactly they’re blowing every morning when there are NO leaves. The visual evidence at the end did not help their case.

HOA fines are self-service this Labor Day.Please apply the same standards you demanded for your neighbors.
09/07/2026

HOA fines are self-service this Labor Day.

Please apply the same standards you demanded for your neighbors.

The HOA fully supports guests for the three-day weekend.It simply opposes accommodating them.
09/05/2026

The HOA fully supports guests for the three-day weekend.

It simply opposes accommodating them.

09/03/2026

Our HOA said corn was a gateway to chickens.

The basil skipped protocol.

Architectural Review or Animal Control?

09/02/2026

HOA Board clarification on pickleball noise: repeated does not mean constant.

If you can hear the pickleball courts, the Board considers that a proximity issue. The Board cannot be responsible for how often residents notice an approved amenity.

Please stop confusing repetition with continuity.

The HOA has solved pickleball noise by scheduling it alongside everything else residents were already complaining about....
09/02/2026

The HOA has solved pickleball noise by scheduling it alongside everything else residents were already complaining about.

Efficiency matters.

08/31/2026

HOA Board clarification: the project is not over budget. The Board has simply approved an additional $1,800 per home so the project can be completed.

These are different things. Continued use of the phrase “over budget” will not make it accurate.

The HOA data is in.Strict enforcement remains extremely popular in other people’s yards.
08/30/2026

The HOA data is in.

Strict enforcement remains extremely popular in other people’s yards.

08/27/2026

HOA OPEN FORUM: The squirrel peanut problem is officially past anecdotal. 🥜

At what point does feeding squirrels become establishing a food source?

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