10/07/2025
Perks of Staying in a Female Hostel During NYSC 😂💅🏽
If you’ve ever stayed in a female hostel, you’ll understand this post on a spiritual level! 😭👇🏽
1️⃣ Some girls can be sooo dirty — from their bedside to their locker, even their bucket get story! 🪣
2️⃣ Some are naturally troublesome, especially when they’re sharing a bunk — one small mistake and boom, drama! 🎭
3️⃣ Some behave like they own the hostel, shouting “My room! My space!” like dem pay rent. 😂
4️⃣ The stubborn ones? Always doing what hostel rules warned against — “lights out” means nothing to them.
5️⃣ The rich girls by mouth only — always forming Ajebo, but nothing dey happen. 😅
6️⃣ Deep sleepers that won’t even move if thunder strikes — trumpet can blow, they’ll still be snoring. 😴
7️⃣ The professional pretenders — “I don’t eat this, I don’t eat that,” but go still lick pot when nobody dey. 🍲🤣
8️⃣ Gossipers for Africa! Once you start with “Did you hear…”, boom! Ears stand like antenna. 📡
9️⃣ Some act like queens — too proud to even greet or gist with others. 👑
🔟 And the storytellers! Always forming one imaginary boyfriend that nobody has ever seen. 🕵🏽♀️😂
Hostel life na reality show on its own! If you survived it, congratulations — you deserve an award! 🏆😂