Dumbazz Decisions

Dumbazz Decisions Couple satire and all things SxS.

06/13/2026

🔧 THE SAUSAGE MAN’S RIDE IS COMING BACK TO LIFE! 🔧
Alright folks, the wait is officially over. After months of hibernation, Jimmy Dean’s Turbo S4 is finally going back together TODAY! 🌭💨
We aren’t messing around with this rebuild either. Check out what’s going into the rig:
Brand New Heart: Huge shoutout to Bikeman for hooking us up with a beautiful new engine!
Fresh Gears: The transmission has been completely rebuilt and is ready to handle whatever abuse we throw at it.
Today is the day this machine gets one step closer to hitting the trails again. Stay tuned—it's about to get rowdy! 🏁🔥

If you live anywhere near KC you know. Our entire city has gone World Cup crazy. Our favorite Mexican restaurant had a h...
06/13/2026

If you live anywhere near KC you know. Our entire city has gone World Cup crazy. Our favorite Mexican restaurant had a huge soccer ball that I just had to get a picture with. Are you a soccer fan? Who are you rooting for?

We don’t do boring. New stickers are hitting the printer soon and we’re trying to see who has the best taste here. 🤪Chec...
06/12/2026

We don’t do boring. New stickers are hitting the printer soon and we’re trying to see who has the best taste here. 🤪
Check them out and drop a comment with your favorite design. Are you going with the classic logo, or are you trying to get some wild looks on the trail with the others?
Let’s hear it 👇👇👇

It’s not just hot—it’s "swimming on dry land" hot. 💦If you need me, I’ll be clinging to these traffic cones for dear lif...
06/10/2026

It’s not just hot—it’s "swimming on dry land" hot. 💦
If you need me, I’ll be clinging to these traffic cones for dear life.
Drop a comment if you're stuck working in this swamp today too!

What you choosing?
06/09/2026

What you choosing?

🏁 OFF-ROAD HONESTY HOUR 🏁

Let's settle a debate...

You can only pick ONE for the rest of the riding season:

🔥 More Horsepower
🔥 Bigger Tires
🔥 Better Suspension
🔥 More Ground Clearance

That's it. One choice. No cheating. 😂

I'm taking suspension all day long. A smooth ride keeps you on the throttle and makes every trail more fun.

What are you choosing and why? 👇

Tag your riding buddies and see who's making the wrong decision. 😎

Get with The Motorsports Factory if you’re looking for lighting!
06/09/2026

Get with The Motorsports Factory if you’re looking for lighting!

Get that Infinite Offroad lighting on your machine! Super bright and unbeatable warranty! 🔥

06/09/2026

Throwback Tuesday: When the KRX Wanted to be an Acrobat 🪵
You know you’ve earned the name Dumbazz Decisions when you don’t just fail a hill climb—you do it with full-on gymnastic flair!
Let’s take a trip down memory lane to the Jimmy Dean One Shot Challenge over at Tex Plex at Fox Creek. We lined up the Kawasaki Teryx KRX 1000, stared down that nasty ledge, and thought, "Yeah, we got this."
Spoiler alert: The ledge had other plans.
📉 Anatomy of a 10/10 Backflip:
The Launch: Hit the gas, got the tires spinning, and scaled the first half like a boss.
The "Uh-Oh" Moment: Caught a bad bounce right at the lip of the rock shelf.
The Flight: Total vertical orientation. For a split second, the KRX identified as a rocket ship.
The Landing: A clean 360-degree rotation straight back onto the wheels. (We totally planned that, right?)
Shoutout to the Milwaukee pack outs for sacrificing themselves in the name of entertainment, and to the crowd for the A+ reactions. Gravity won this round, but man, did we make it look spectacular.

🛠️ Drop your favorite crash or save memories in the comments! What's the closest you've ever come to a perfect 10 landing?

💥 NIGHT RACING HIT DIFFERENT AT THE POWER SPORTS EXPO PAY DAY RACE! 💥We were absolutely sending the race buggy through t...
06/09/2026

💥 NIGHT RACING HIT DIFFERENT AT THE POWER SPORTS EXPO PAY DAY RACE! 💥
We were absolutely sending the race buggy through the mud and over the obstacles under the lights! There’s nothing quite like the adrenaline of night racing, and these shots captured the pure chaos perfectly. 🏁🤘
Check out the action in the attached photos – Hammering through the mud pits. – Getting some serious air time over the tire obstacles!
📸 Huge shoutout and a massive thank you to C33 Media for capturing these awesome pictures! They absolutely crushed the night shots. Go give them a follow for more killer motorsport coverage!

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