Positively Negative

06/24/2026

Lookey! My lovely step daughter, made me a Baltimore Orioles inspired rubber band bracelet!

06/24/2026

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06/23/2026

MAY 2026
“This will last for at least 50 years,” Trump said in May. “You’ll never have a leak. It’s very strong. You couldn’t, if you had a knife — I don’t want to give anybody ideas — if you had a knife, you can’t even cut it. It’s so strong, so powerful. It’s like powerful rubber.”

JUNE 2026
“We have a 290-, I think 300-foot slit right through, probably a box cutter or a knife of some kind....
I saw it. They cut it. They cut it very violently," Trump said. "The same thing with the floor. They cut it and then they lifted it. They pulled it. And that's what it is.”

Please take your meds Grandpa

06/22/2026

See if YOU can follow his line of (incoherent) thought. If so, mail me a Xanax.

Strait: Open
Trump: I closed it.
Trump: Let's bomb the people who previously closed it.
(It was you, but it was open.)
Trump: I opened it
Strait: im closed
Trump: Someone help me open this. (It was open to START WITH
You closed it. And then opened it and then closed it.)
Trump: I opened it.
Iran: We closed it
Trump: I won the war.
Iran: No you didnt. Here's our list of conditions or we'll blow you to heaven
Trump: Well.....Italy TOTALLY wants me
Italy: NO
Pool: Utmost Reflective
Trump: I want the Pool blue.
(Can't be blue. Its already at its utmost "reflectional.")
Trump: Its Blue
Pool: You fu**ed me up. Im not supposed to be this kinda blue.
Trump: Let's find the people who fu**ed up the Pool.
(It was YOU!)
Pool: Im green now.
Trump: Ill re-blue it.
(It doesnt work like that. Its science, remember- The thing that no one in MAGA believes
Trump: I'm going to arrest the ducks

06/22/2026

A portion of a Matthew McConaughey poem that I was in need of today:

"I need to get back to my anonymous soul
Whatever it takes, I'll pay the toll
where the world is flat again and finally new.
When the wait it gone, and I'm closer to You.

Bound by the woven crimson thread of Grace, where I know, show, and see you in my own face."

06/21/2026

1) First of all, Im not starting your , your in whatever the f simple thing you created a side hustle in.

B) I'd also like to give a shout out this Father's Day, to Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, who was more my Dad growing up than my Dad ever was. Hell, I consider Garrison Keillor more of a Dad to me. I consider his words more poignant than my Dad's.

06/20/2026

Yup. Exactly what those 5% of homeless college students are thinking right now.

06/19/2026

06/19/2026

Trump has now made it fashionable and cool to be a horse's ass and a homophobe and a racist.

, from which ive always been embarrassed to hail, has always been a mecca for white trash hate, but now these "barely in the majors, half year baseball players," have dragged York, further through the garbage.

Plus in making this stand, they've regrettably made it more difficult for anyone associated with sh*tty Revolution to come out

Fewer than nine players on the 28-man roster were willing to wear uniforms that featured a rainbow design on their sleeves, a team official said.

06/19/2026

WGAL News Channel 8 Susquehanna Valley, Pa. You need to just keep a at the ready with this type of announcement, for when you inevitably, and continually, p**s people off like myself, who was passed over for 3 promotions, for which I was immeninently qualified.

The Lancaster County reporter said she is leaving the journalism field.