Chaotic Cannons

12/12/2025

I told yall our life is chaos

08/28/2025

You must be crazy if you think I won’t advocate to the ends of the earth for my child. I am their voice

Appointments.
Second opinions.
Late night research.

Speaking up when it’s uncomfortable, asking the hard questions….whatever it takes. I will walk to the ends of the earth and back making sure my babies are okay.

Because no one knows my child like I do.
No one loves them like I do.
And no one will fight for them like I will.

08/16/2025

She’s wild.
She’s loud.
She pushes limits, tests boundaries, & speaks her mind.

Some days, she leaves me completely drained.
Others, I just stare at her in awe… wondering how someone so small can hold so much fire.

She’s the one who challenges me the most, but teaches me even more.
She’s fierce & sensitive, bold & loving, stubborn & sweet, all at once.
She’ll argue with me one minute, then curl up in my arms like the world’s still too big.

Raising her isn’t always easy, but it’s the most beautiful kind of hard.
Because that fire
It’ll take her places.
It’ll protect her.
It’ll help her become a woman who knows her worth & refuses to settle for less.

& as much as I guide her
She’s shaping me too.

I’m so proud to be her mom.
So lucky to love a girl with that kind of spark.

She may be full of fire
But she’s mine.

& I wouldn’t have it any other way.

08/16/2025

Celebrating my 2nd year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

08/16/2025

Back to school deals. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

08/16/2025

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07/30/2025

My kids get unlimited screen time.
No, that doesn’t mean they’re glued to a tablet 24/7.
It doesnt mean theyre unsupervised.
It doesn’t mean they never touch grass or forget what the sun looks like.
It means I trust them.
It means I’m not turning screens into forbidden fruit.

Because here’s what actually happens when you stop micromanaging it:
They still choose to go outside.
They build forts. They ride bikes. They dig holes for no reason.
They still want to bake cookies, paint pictures, go to the beach.
They don’t sit motionless in front of a screen for 12 hours straight
just because they can.
(Shocking, I know.)

Screens are just one tool in their world,
not the only one.
The moment I stopped making it a battle,
they stopped making it a fixation.

I’m raising kids who know how to self-regulate.
not just follow rules out of fear.
And that starts with giving them the chance to practice balance,
not just be forced into it. No this wont work for every child, but it works perfectly for us.

07/28/2025

Monday morning work out done. & I may be on the floor for a hot minute.
Here’s my work out:
20 squats
20 second plank
15 russian twists
30 jumping jacks
20 crunches
16 lunges
10 knee pull-ins
20 butt kicks

Let me know what is your favorite

07/25/2025

"Netflix Just Dropped Its Wildest Thriller Yet!!! It’s so juicy!! So many plot twist you font see coming.. Think waterfront but CRAZIER.
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Brace yourself because this is Netflix’s messiest, hottest, most mindblowing thriller yet. Watch below👇

07/18/2025

✨Hey Mamas!✨
I’m SO excited to finally share something we've been working on behind the scenes my sister and I just launched a podcast called Unmuted Moms🎙️💬

If you’ve ever felt like motherhood is beautiful chaos, or you’re tired of pretending everything is perfect when your toddler just dumped applesauce in your shoe, this podcast is for YOU.

We're 2 stay at home moms keeping it real, unfiltered, & LOUD about the messy, hilarious, & raw parts of mom life. Think of it as your weekly girl chat with the friends who don’t judge your laundry mountain or your cold coffee.

🎧 You can listen to Unmuted Moms now on apple & youtube starting july 25!!

📲 Follow us on IG for behind the scenes chaos & updates!

We’d LOVE for you to check it out & let us know what topics you want us to cover nothing’s off limits here. 💗

Let’s get unmuted together. 🫶