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Did you know that you can draw whatever you want at any time?

So I drew Marcus

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In a sleepy Italian village, Father Matteo believed his cat, Luna, was under dark influence after weeks of hissing at shadows and midnight screeching.

Hoping for divine help, he arranged a small baptism, complete with hymns, candles, and holy water. Locals gathered, curious but supportive.

But the moment the first drop of holy water touched Luna’s fur, divine peace vanished. The cat exploded into motion spinning, clawing, and launching straight at the priest’s face. Gasps filled the church as Father Matteo’s robe flew into the air and the choir scattered for cover.

The video has since gone viral, earning millions of views and countless memes. When reporters asked if he’d ever try again, Father Matteo chuckled, “Next time, I’ll use a spray bottle, not holy water.” Sometimes, faith meets fur and fur wins.

BOTTOM FACT: Viral incident reportedly occurred in Italy’s Molise region in 2025.

(Source: La Repubblica, Daily Mail, Reddit Viral Videos)

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