03/09/2024
“You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.”
>open mail box.
"You open the rusty weathered mailbox and see a leaflet inside."
>remove leaflet, read leaflet.
"Congrats, you may all ready be a winner. I am a prince in a third country whos name is so difficult to pronounce, there is no way you will be able to track it or me down on wikipedia. I am coming to your country and i need someone to offer me the use of their bank account so I may make a sizeable transaction to get my money into your country. Here is the good news for you, I am only going to remove 40% OF THE 50M$ i deposit. The rest I will leave for you as a gratuity for your good faith,"
>take out pencil.. write on leaflet RETURN TO SENDER... My back account is already tied up with all of this free cash from this great new network of friends ive been able to meet in my new career as a timeshare investment broker... did i say broker, i meant to say timeshare investment homeless father of a wife and 3 kids.... But.... if you might be interested in a getaway in the ozark mountain region of the middle us. I might have a way to buy a microwave so I can feed my family..... wait, why are you sneaking over anyway.... dont you know this is still bidens america, you can be up front and go ahead and tell them what a piece of s**t your are, they will still flag you on through and register you to vote!.
