The Duval Tribune

06/10/2026

Jacksonville, FL — School Board candidate, Clarence James, is facing heavy criticism after his "kickback with Clarence" fundraiser flyer included the Main Street Bridge, which is located outside of the district he's running for.

We reached out to James for comment, but we've received no comment and the flyer was deleted from his Facebook and SoundCloud accounts after we reached out.

06/05/2026

06/03/2026

The following are several of the articles that failed to meet our rigorous journalistic quality standards

06/03/2026

Jacksonville, FL — After months of relentless consumer complaints, local company Lickety Split has announced that they will begin using l**e when screwing customers.

"We hear all of your complaints and we want to do better. So, for a limited time, we will be using l**e before we screw our customers" said a spokesman for the company.

"You don't need to worry about us going in dry when we quote you for a complete re-pipe after you call us for a faucet replacement, or when we quote you $30,000 to replace your HVAC system instead of just changing out your filter."

05/26/2026

Jacksonville, FL — In emails obtained by the Duval Tribune, a Jacksonville Aviation Authority board member accused of "bullying, harassing, and threatening" board members over plans to allow the Justice League to land at Cecil Spaceport.

We reached out to Howland for comment "The Justice League has the Hall of Justice in DC, they have that Alien's fortress in the Arctic, they will not be landing their alien spy ship in Jacksonville."

We reached out to Andy Hofheimer, who sent the email, and his response was "as of yesterday, this is now classified as a national security matter and I'm unable to discuss except to tell you that Lexcorp's Cecil base has raised security concerns regarding any alien ships landing on or near the property."

05/23/2026

Jacksonville, FL — Lickety Split, a local plumbing, electrical, and HVAC company is under fire after a customer reported an excessive heat pump repair bill they received from the company.

"I called them because my heat pump wasn't working during winter, the tech showed up and sat a pressure cooker full of gasoline in my garage and says 'this should keep you warm' before walking away. I appreciated the warmth, but there's no way that was worth what they're charging, especially now that half my house burned down."

A spokesman for Lickety Split responded to the complaint saying "we have customers pull this all the time, they receive service and try to stiff us, saying we're too expensive. Yes, half your house burned down, but guess how much money you'll have by not having to heat or cool it now? Pay up or we'll see you in court."

05/21/2026

St. Johns, FL — St. Johns County Sheriff Rob Hardwick spoke to the Tribune and expressed frustration with Jacksonville's handling of Saturday's Ironman triathlon.

"Yeen tell me y'all was doing it bruh, this don't make sense" said a visibly frustrated Hardwick.

"S**t, I get a call in the morning talmbout 'there's like 1000 bikes pulling up to Nocatee' and I'm thinking 'wtf?' Come to find out Jacksonville did me green af scheduling this and not giving me any notice. If y'all try to bring it back through St. Johns, I'm just letting y'all know, it's on sight."

05/20/2026

Breaking: Journalism is under attack!