The National Scooper

The National Scooper Throughout its 92 year history the Scooper, as it is affectionately called by locals, has striven to provide its citizens with the most up to date news. Mr.

Now, the Scooper runs fazzler.com and the broadstreetbeacon.com. The Nevada County Scooper, now the National Scooper (more on that in a minute), was founded on June 12th, 1914, by Fred Bloomfield III, Esq. and his wife Vinalla A. Bloomfield. Throughout its 92-year history, the Scooper, as locals affectionately call it, has striven to provide its citizens with the most up-to-date and hard-hitting journalism ever witnessed by mankind. As the recipient of many awards, the Scooper recently ran out of wall space in its Penn Valley office after receiving a Gold Record from long-time supporter and Scooper reader, fan, and supporter Alice Cooper. Early History

In its early days, the Scooper was published from downtown Grass Valley and was the chief competitor to another unnamed local newspaper. During this time, the Scooper did not own a printing press, nor did they have the courage to borrow one. And frankly, they didn’t have the funds either. So the Scooper relied solely on shouting at people on the street to circulate the news. Later in the 1930s, the Scooper expanded its shouting service to Nevada City, often paying vagrants to assault citizens with the news. Bloomfield was a firm believer in enlightened self-interest and believed that he was serving both the community and the paper’s interests. Also, he liked to yell. The original Scooper building was consumed by fire in 1946, 1947, 1952, 1963, 1970, and for good measure, 1984. Middle History

In 1949, after 17 long years of World War II, the Scooper finally purchased a printing press. However, due to the untimely death of Mr. Bloomfield’s wife in a bizarre gardening accident, he decided to sell his holdings in the newspaper to the Hearst Corporation for an undisclosed sum. The monies from this transaction were used for various failed housing developments around Nevada County, including the infamous “retirement homes over Wolf Creek” project. The few homes that were built fell into the creek after the record snow melt of 1951. Following the abrupt departure of Scooper Publisher Charles Foster Kane in 1952, “the Great Savior,” also known as David Covino, took the Scooper’s helm and turned the struggling paper into a profitable enterprise. Covino stayed in charge until 1989 when a trust fund alcoholic named Harold F. Buck took over and nearly destroyed the Scooper with reckless spending, all-night parties, and lots of company-purchased booze. He remained the publisher until 2011, when he was found blacked out at Greenhorn creek. Fresh History

After over 94 years in the news business, the holding company sold the Scooper and its assets to former Fresno State math genius Randall “Fink” Finkelstein. Fink immediately set out to build a world-class local newspaper, as he put it, “for the rest of us in Nevada County…and maybe Sierra County if I can ever get up there.” His goal of bringing cosmopolitan worldliness and insightful blog commentary to Nevada County is first and foremost. Unless there’s money to be made in Sierra City, he will also include them. But that didn't work out, so Fink expanded the Scooper's reach nationwide because he loved the ZZ Top song. And thus, the National Scooper was born.

Despite receiving $3 million in PPP funds, The Broad Street Beacon is closing its doors, citing everyone’s favorite boog...
09/17/2026

Despite receiving $3 million in PPP funds, The Broad Street Beacon is closing its doors, citing everyone’s favorite boogeymen: Obamacare, Bigfoot’s mysterious departure from the area, and, naturally, Joe Biden. Throw in a rogue CO2 canister and some colorful local conspiracy theories, and you've got Nevada County’s most ridiculous business closure yet. Don’t worry, locals are here to explain everything—whether it makes sense or not!

The Broad Street Beacon is closing, but don’t worry—it’s all Obama’s fault. Bigfoot left, businesses are tanking, and the chemtrails are back. You can’t make this stuff up… or can you?

Foothill Antifa Services, a branch of the Yuba River Antifa Collective (Y-RACK), has introduced a satirical “Whistleblow...
09/17/2026

Foothill Antifa Services, a branch of the Yuba River Antifa Collective (Y-RACK), has introduced a satirical “Whistleblower Program for Whistleblower Programs” aimed at ensuring “meta-transparency” in local oversight efforts. The announcement, which quickly caught the attention of Nevada County residents, highlights the group’s humor-tinged commitment to accountability within accountability.

Foothill Antifa Services, a branch of the Yuba River Antifa Collective (Y-RACK), has introduced a satirical “Whistleblower Program for Whistleblower Programs” aimed at ensuring “meta-transparency” in local oversight efforts. The announcement, which quickly caught the attention of Nevada Coun...

A new "progressive" approaching to learning is coming to California.
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Caltech Astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich believes we exist in a North San Juan, CA man’s dream.
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Caltech Astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich believes we exist in a North San Juan, CA man’s dream.

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Former President Donald Trump has promised to quench the nation's thirst for unconventional healthcare by relisting Mill...
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Former President Donald Trump has promised to quench the nation's thirst for unconventional healthcare by relisting Miller Lite as a dietary supplement, making local drug stores the newest go-to spots for both a health kick and a hoppy fix.

Sierra College in Grass Valley is launching a course to help area residents who are struggling with satire.
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Sierra College in Grass Valley is launching a course to help area residents who are struggling with satire.

Nevada City, CA -- After several comments from the Nevada City government suggesting that citizens are not required to f...
09/17/2026

Nevada City, CA -- After several comments from the Nevada City government suggesting that citizens are not required to follow Governor Gavin Newsom's executive order on wearing masks, a northern California ANTIFA affiliate decided to spring into action.

The West Sacramento chapter of the Workers Action Network or SacWAN, a pro-labor and social rights group loosely associated with ANTIFA, announced on its page that it plans on handing out "masks and literature next week on Broad Street."

"The Workers Action Network will do whatever it takes to protect the vulnerable in our communities," said SacWAN organizer, who goes by the name of CitrusHate. "When we learned about Nevada City's plans to discourage wearing face coverings, we felt compelled to protect the sick, the infirm, and the elderly from these selfish monsters."

The normally quiet Sierra Foothills tourist destination became a hotbed of controversy after Nevada City mayor Reinette Senum claimed that citizens did not have to wear protective masks, and should ignore Governor Gavin Newson's executive order requiring all citizens to wear them in public. Siding with reactionaries, racists, Trump supporters, and Dr. Oz fans, the mayor claimed in an online spittle-filled rant that, "there is no law that orders you to wear a MASK. Our Governor does NOT have that unilateral power to make such orders."

According to the Press Kit released by SacWAN, the left-leaning group is a "loose collective of socialists, social justice seekers, and one communist who sometimes goes by the name of Carol." The group says it has received funding from the George Soros Peace and Justice Foundation and various "estate" sales in and around Northern California. The group used the money to purchase surgical masks, 14 cases of Nature Valley granola bars, and over 420 copies of the Communist Manifesto, which the group plans on handing out next week.

"If Nevada City continues with its reckless advice, we will continue to take action," continued CitrusHate. "Wearing a mask is a simple thing you can do so help others. And besides, the last thing anyone wants, including us, is an angry Carol."

After the Nevada City Government told its citizens not to wear masks, ANTIFA stepped in to fix that.

The Captain decided to land the massive plane on the 4300ft runway, nearly 1/3 as long as a 747 requires.
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State of Jefferson   members are taking advantage of a mistake made by the Republic of Rough and Ready over 150 years ag...
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State of Jefferson members are taking advantage of a mistake made by the Republic of Rough and Ready over 150 years ago.

State of Jefferson militia members are taking advantage of a mistake made by the Republic of Rough and Ready over 150 years ago.

You have to neglect a Camry to kill a Camry, and Doob managed it, so when he heard there was free booze at the   Sam's C...
09/17/2026

You have to neglect a Camry to kill a Camry, and Doob managed it, so when he heard there was free booze at the Sam's Club, what he had instead of a car was me. There were no free samples. There was, however, a great deal of vodka, and Doob was never really the customer for any of it.

A rumor of free alcohol samples sent one Nevada City man an hour down the hill to a Roseville Sam's Club, where the samples did not exist and the vodka did. Beacon reporter Thad Henderson drove.

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