Mythtakes Were Made

04/03/2025

Paris stirred the pot.
Helen disappeared.
Achilles snapped.
Odysseus built a horse.
And the gods?
They’re treating this like reality TV.

Troy Story is out now.
Not your childhood and definitely not pixar.

03/29/2025

Grace has written something dangerous.
Kelso has no clue what she’s walking into.
It’s twisted. It’s ancient. It’s… inevitable.

The gods are watching.
And something’s about to break.

The next arc drops soon.
Get ready to sail into the unknown.

03/12/2025

It was Jack the Ripper… in Whitechapel… with a really big knife. 🔪

Welcome to Clue: 1888 Edition, where the investigation is a mess, the suspects are questionable at best, and the police? Well… let’s just say they were not winning any detective awards. 🕵️‍♂️

In this episode, we dive into the chaotic hunt for history’s most infamous killer, the absolutely bonkers list of suspects, and the many ways Victorian police completely dropped the ball. 🚨

So grab your magnifying glass, avoid dark alleys, and get ready to play detective—just don’t expect to actually solve the case. 🎙️

New episode of Mythtakes Were Made out NOW where ever you get your podcasts!

02/26/2025

🕵️‍♂️✨ Pack your bags, we’re headed to 1888 Whitechapel—where the air is 90% smog, your landlord is the worst, and your best housing option might be literally leaning on a rope for two pence. Oh, and did we mention there’s a murderer on the loose? 😬🔪

Before we start chasing Jack the Ripper, we’re diving into the real horror—what life was actually like in Victorian London. Then, we meet the Canonical Five, the women whose names deserve more than just being footnotes in a serial killer’s legacy.

It’s gross. It’s chaotic. It’s Whitechapel, baby.

🎧 New episode of Mythtakes Were Made is out NOW! Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

12/23/2024

🎄🔮 ‘Twas the night before Mythmas... 🔮🎄

‘Twas the season of myths, legends, and cheer,
When we pondered strange tales of yesteryear.
From Krampus to Gryla, and St. Nick too,
Our holiday episodes have something for you!

But as the year ends, we’d just like to say,
Thanks for the laughs, the listens, and play.
So grab some hot cocoa, maybe some wine,
And binge “Mythtakes Were Made” – you’ll do just fine.

Happy Holidays, dear listeners, you’re the best,
We’ll see you next year for more mythic quests!

✨🎙️

11/28/2024

10/23/2024

🐺 In this week's episode of Mythtakes Were Made, we're hunting down the Beast of Gévaudan—aka the OG "big bad wolf" 🐺.

Was it a wolf? A dude in a furry costume? Or just a really angry French dog? 🤔 We’re diving into the wild theories and gruesome attacks that shook 18th-century France. 🇫🇷

If you're into mysterious creatures, historical chaos, or just enjoy hearing us try to pronounce "Gévaudan" without butchering it... this episode is for you! 🎧

Listen now, if you dare... 😱 #