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Introducing Beta Epsilon Nu: The fraternity that only accepts people named Ben. @ Tulane University
01/22/2020

Introducing Beta Epsilon Nu: The fraternity that only accepts people named Ben. @ Tulane University

Ba-hum-bruff! ❄️☃️
12/06/2019

Ba-hum-bruff! ❄️☃️

“Ba-hum-bruff.” The cold within froze Ebeneezer Fitts’s old features, nipped his button nose, shrivelled his cheeks, stiffened his gait; he spoke out shrewdly in his grating voice: “Roll wave.”   Dean McLaren, Fittsnezer Scrooge’s former business partner, appeared on the night of Christ...

Turkey-in-Chief 🦃🔥🦃
11/25/2019

Turkey-in-Chief 🦃🔥🦃

For generations presidents have pardoned a few lucky turkeys each year before Thanksgiving. However, in light of the recent impeachment inquiry, Trump has decided that it would be better for America if he pardoned himself. Trump said, “I am very very happy to announce that today’s lucky bird, an...

HUGE win for political correctness!🦃
11/20/2019

HUGE win for political correctness!🦃

Brian from Kappa Sig commented, “Yeah, we are really a group of very sensitive guys. Especially now that we have taken our race and inclusion requirement.”   Joseph chimed in, “Yeah, after we had to do a mandatory CPS workshop, we realized Indians are Americans, too. But more importantly, the...

11/13/2019

Introducing the Vignette’s new Astrological Advice Specialist- Madame Toe Poe.
In this week’s video she explains the S.L.U.T. system to Critical Carly!

Tulane’s Top Ten Influencers: The Most Notorious People on Campus 🔥🔥🔥
11/05/2019

Tulane’s Top Ten Influencers: The Most Notorious People on Campus 🔥🔥🔥

Black-Out Conrad: Blacked out every night for the first two weeks of Freshman year. Has been sober for three years now but the name stuck. Conrad commented, “I swear, really, I haven’t had a drink.” Okay, you wild man.   Black-Out Comrade: By day, Tea Party Republican, by night suspiciously w...

The Vignette Presents: Halloween Bingo! Fill out your Bingo Card and send a picture to the Vignette to win fabulous priz...
10/29/2019

The Vignette Presents: Halloween Bingo!
Fill out your Bingo Card and send a picture to the Vignette to win fabulous prizes like us calling you a "liar" or a "fraud"!

SHOCKING TELL-ALL BY TULANE’S WORST ORGANIZATION😮😱😮
10/17/2019

SHOCKING TELL-ALL BY TULANE’S WORST ORGANIZATION😮😱😮

In our last article, we made a false claim.   It is time to set the record straight.   When our forebears started hoarding copies of the Tulane Hullabaloo a decade ago, they weren’t entirely sure why they were doing it, they just knew it had to be done. Since then, this Vignette tradition has…

Approximately 3,992 copies go unaccounted for each week.Call the Vignette Hotline (1-800-TITTIES) with any hot tips.
10/14/2019

Approximately 3,992 copies go unaccounted for each week.
Call the Vignette Hotline (1-800-TITTIES) with any hot tips.

4,000 copies of the Hullabaloo are printed every week, and yet, only about a dozen are read. The Vignette decided to hire a private investigator, Inspector Lispector, to figure out where the paper’s are going.   Some of his theories: Budget-conscious students are using them as toilet paper.   Th...

Like if you also got gonorrhea!😍❤️🤮
10/02/2019

Like if you also got gonorrhea!😍❤️🤮

It's that time of year again! The time of year when young college folks bravely get out there in the un-compassionate light of day, drink and sweat far too much in swampy backyards, and contract fun new diseases! Take the quiz to see what disease you are XD

Like if you also won't be wearing anything under your graduation gown
09/26/2019

Like if you also won't be wearing anything under your graduation gown

Empty Bruff Building Everyone is used to being hungover there anyway.   Snake and Jakes It is about time this school celebrated Christmas.   Empty Six Flags Your parents wanted to go on a swamp tour.   My 8AM Class Plenty of open seats to accommodate family and friends.   Where Sidney Had Her Ba...

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