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06/29/2025

In August, we will reach 20 yrs since Hurricane Katrina. That is a generation ago. What a life-changing event that was! Seems like just yesterday. Oh, my God!

04/04/2025

This is a sandwich that someone told me about at a restaurant in St. Rose, Louisiana. It is called the "Ferdie" sandwich, and I don't know why. I will drive out there one day to try it out. It was $11 at the time of this picture. See comments for how it is listed in the menu.

02/16/2025

I want to interview a new starlet for one of my upcoming movies. The first question that I want to ask her is, " How do you like working at Delery Films"? : I interviewed this Delery Films starlet. The video is at this link ⬇️⬇️:
https://youtu.be/SvC__SwZ3qI?si=8xke42-SdcftyPQT

10/29/2024

I TOLD YOU SO! Jameis Winston just now beat the almighty Ravens. How long did he sit on the dumb Saints' bench? He rode the Saints' bench for 4 years. How dumb! That is why the Saints are in their current predicament. Similarly, the Saints have All-Pro DE Cam Jordan playing the 2nd string this season. How stupid! UPDATE: Since the time that I wrote this post, I have bet on Cleveland and Jameis Winston 3 times and lost. As of this writing, Jameis and QB Russell Wilson of Pittsburg were both traded to the N.Y. Giants for the 2025 season.

10/27/2024

Part of my act, sometimes, when I did comedy at The Neutral Ground Coffeehouse was a segment on hypnotism. I took out a pocket-watch on a chain and swung it back-and-forth at the audience while I spoke my hypnotic words. My favorite was turning the audience into chickens by using the art of suggestion. It was so funny b/c most of the audience started crowing "cockadoodle-doo." It was too funny! Some of them were faking it while others said I turned them into roosters. Later, near the end of the act, many got scared and started nervously shouting for me to take them out of the spell and turn them back before they went home 🙂. The laughs were many.

10/26/2024

Anna Nicole Smith married billionaire J. Howard Marshall II in 1994:
Age difference: Smith was 26 years old at the time of their marriage, while Marshall was 89.
Legal battle: Smith fought Marshall’s family in court over his estate, and was eventually awarded how much money?
http://ferdiewerdie.com/2024/10/25/anna-nicole-smith/

10/24/2024

This morning, I read a social media memory, a blast from the past about how "things" were harder then. Whoo-ooo, child, "things are now easier; things are now brighter." See comments 👀.. I wrote then that the radio burst that I was reading was intermittent. I will explain about it in a few. See comments ⬇️⬇️:

Delery Gazette (by Ferdie Werdie) is the bee's knees

10/19/2024

I early-voted in Louisiana yesterday at about 8:45am. I'll keep my vote private for now. Many MAGA goons were standing inside the voting poll glaring at people acting like security guards. So unfair! We all know that Trump will win Louisiana anyway. Unfair intimidation!

10/16/2024

The Lord is with thee! Blessed art thou amongst women; and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. SANCTA MARIE, MATER DEI, GRATIA PLENA DOMINUS TECUM. Sancta Marie full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. I translated here the Latin words for you. Now, see comments 👀.

10/14/2024

While watching the Saints on Sunday, I think that I changed the channel at half-time for other scores and fell asleep. I was shocked when I woke up to see the final score. I wondered what In the world happened. My God, the Saints were leading 27 to 24 at half-time.