06/13/2026
This might be the weirdest habit I have, but I genuinely cannot stand evenly on both feet without getting uncomfortable after like ten seconds. One leg always has to be bent, crossed over, leaned on, or doing something dramatic for absolutely no reason at all. I’ll catch myself standing like a flamingo in the kitchen, at the store, brushing my teeth, literally anywhere. The second I try to stand normally and balanced like a functional human being, my body immediately rejects it. I honestly can’t tell if this is just a girl thing or if everybody secretly does this and nobody talks about it. Either way, I refuse to believe I’m alone in this.