The Giggle

09/18/2026

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
An elderly couple had their annual physical. After the exam, the doctor told them to get dressed and meet him in his office.

Once in the office, the doctor asked them some routine questions which they answer easily.

Then he asks “Do you have sex?”

After some awkward silence the wife says “Well, we have or@l sex.”

The doctor raises an eyebrow. “0ral sex?” he asks.

“Yes” the wife say. “Henry goes up the stairs, goes into his room, gets changed, and gets into his bed. Then I go up the stairs to my room, get changed, and get into my bed. Then Henry yells loudly ‘F*ck You Helen!’

09/17/2026

The Library... 😂 😂 🤣🤣

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a college library.

He asks a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl replies in a loud voice: “I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

All the students turn and stare at the guy. Flush with embarrassment, he moves to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and says with a laugh, "I study psychology, so I know what a man is thinking. Guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy then responds, also in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . .THAT 'S TOO MUCH!"

All the students are now looking at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered in her ear: “I study law, and I

know how to screw people”.

09/17/2026

09/17/2026

Joke time.
A middle aged catholic man decides to become more religious. He figures the best place to start is the Confessional. He hasn't been in over 30 years and its nothing like he remembers.

He recognizes the little window, but rather than the low bench for kneeling, there is a recliner with massage function. Next to the recliner is a small table with glass decanter of some sort of whisky and a box of ci**rs.


Suddenly, a priest walks into the room behind him. He turns to face the priest and says, "This is nothing like I remember it."


"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE!"

09/17/2026

Do you know what this game is called??

09/17/2026

What changed?

09/17/2026

Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.

She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do????

The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and went home.

😂😂🤣🤣

09/17/2026

Enough is enough...

09/16/2026

THAT IS MENTAL!

A Tibetan monk has been discovered in a mountain cave in Nepal. He is considered the oldest person in the world at 165 YEARS OLD! He was found in a state of deep meditation called "takatet".

When he was first discovered they thought he was a mummy. However the archeologist examining what they thought was a mummy discovered that he had vital signs and was alive!

Among his things, they found an old scroll that read, "Stop believing all the crrap you read on Facebook.”

09/16/2026

Name something a person should not be doing at 70