12/19/2025
Mugshot of a Certified Feathered Felon 🦜
Look who finally got caught! After months of criminal activity, we finally have the official mugshot of Kiwi. His rap sheet is extensive, featuring grand theft sunflower seed, destruction of valuable electronics (RIP charging cables!), and multiple counts of aggravated finger assault. We tried to explain to the judge that 'chewing wires' is just a natural parrot behavior, but they insisted this repeat offender needed to face justice. Now serving a life sentence... of cuddles and time-outs in his cage. If you own an intelligent, naughty parrot, you know this struggle is painfully real! 😂⚖️