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Welcome to The Plastics Podcast, a comprehensive soccer podcast focusing on the European continent with a special lens on the Premier League and the United States National Team, through the eyes of two American wankers.

This week, the Liverpool Manchester game lives up to all the hype that Jacob predicted! A thrilling waste of time sees K...
12/18/2023

This week, the Liverpool Manchester game lives up to all the hype that Jacob predicted! A thrilling waste of time sees Klopps men drop 2 points and Arsenal take their rightful place at the top of the league. Elsewhere, Aston Villa take a combative win over Brentford and continue their blazing form while Maddie’s favorite team in the universe bottoms out, bummer. 
This vibe checks on champions league draws, and why New York City is now listed as a sub tropical climate! Welcome to the show!

The gang lost all semblance of narrative during the week extravaganza of games as Aston Villa drink milk, kick ass, and ...
12/11/2023

The gang lost all semblance of narrative during the week extravaganza of games as Aston Villa drink milk, kick ass, and run out of milk, Dycheball rears its beautiful bald head, and fires rage everywhere for teams across the league. The gang dives into the 3 match slog the league had to go through. 
Bayer Leverkusen lead the bundesliga, girona lead la liga, all bets are off folks!

A weekend of games galore! Not only on the weekend of the Lions Packers AND the UM OSU rival fixtures! We also get some ...
11/27/2023

A weekend of games galore! Not only on the weekend of the Lions Packers AND the UM OSU rival fixtures! We also get some of the big contenders this premier league season going head to head! Its Manchester City and Liverpool pulling the wishbone to see who gets the longer bit at the  Etihad! Also, Tottenham, and whats this? Unai Emery with a steel chair?!??! Lots of action this weekend that really sees the top four get ever more stuffed (like a turkey).
This, some Everton talk after their comfortable loss to Man U, and a post international break FPL update!

This week! Burnley ask some questions of Arsenal but are quickly rebuffed by silky Leandro Trossard and co, Liverpool lo...
11/13/2023

This week! Burnley ask some questions of Arsenal but are quickly rebuffed by silky Leandro Trossard and co, Liverpool look very steady against a dangerous Brentford, and Chelsea and Manchester City have one of the craziest games of the season in a game that had all the bells and whistles!
This, looking to the international break, and a very high scoring week of FPL!

Returning back to the pod This week! And You guessed it! A perfectly normal MMA match happened between Newcastle and Ars...
11/08/2023

Returning back to the pod This week! And You guessed it! A perfectly normal MMA match happened between Newcastle and Arsenal, Bruno Guimaraes from the top rope saw Newcastle through, Brentford kept their composure in an incredibly entertaining comeback against West Ham at the GTech Community Stadium! When did that name change? So uninspiring! And finally Liverpool come up short in what should have been a business as usual game against Luton. This, a top 4 conversation now that we’re a quarter of the way through the season, and yet another FPL update!

This Week! Chelsea grab a draw from the jaws of victory against a clunky Arsenal, Doku dabbles his dribbles against a di...
10/24/2023

This Week! Chelsea grab a draw from the jaws of victory against a clunky Arsenal, Doku dabbles his dribbles against a disappointing De Zerbi defense, and Villa vindicates their vicious vibes against a very vacant West Ham. 

This week! The boys make a brief one half showing against a newly minted Germany! The ups and downs of the performance t...
10/17/2023

This week! The boys make a brief one half showing against a newly minted Germany! The ups and downs of the performance to be discussed! Also, what to expect for the coming match against Ghana! We touch on the upcoming nuptials between Jim Ratcliffe and Manchester United and what general feelings this might bring up for fans and the likes.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLAIR! This week! The table is shaken! North London Reigns supreme! Manchester United thank their lor and...
10/10/2023

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLAIR! This week! The table is shaken! North London Reigns supreme! Manchester United thank their lor and savior Scott McTominay as he carries them to a much needed victory over Brentford, Brighton showcase more worldclass youth talent against Liverpool at the Amex! And Arsenal follow through on their General Douglas MacArthur impression against City in a match described as “Super interesting if you like tactical off ball stuff!”
This, another FPL roundup, and looking ahead to the international break!
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108. This week! Standards for the PGMOL never seem to be lower! In a match that has been highly talked about for the las...
10/02/2023

108. This week! Standards for the PGMOL never seem to be lower! In a match that has been highly talked about for the last 24 hour news cycle, the gang breaks into Tottenhams victory over Liverpool. We also go over two teams we have not talked about yet this season, Sheffield United and Nottingham Forest - how their season is going in the light of the two games we watched featuring them.
This and another FPL roundup finish up this gameweek!

107. This week in the Premier League, Manchester City grab the game by the throat and pull off a 10 man victory over a N...
09/26/2023

107. This week in the Premier League, Manchester City grab the game by the throat and pull off a 10 man victory over a Nottingham Forest side that didn’t shrink away from the challenge. Burnley and Manchester United have a battle and Johnny Evans comes out the victor, and The North London Derby comes to pass in its usual spectacular fashion, Arsenal matched goal for goal with the Spurs at the end of the day.  
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Matchweek 6 Plastics Watch Schedule!
09/21/2023

Matchweek 6 Plastics Watch Schedule!

HELLO and welcome to another episode of the Plastics Podcast, a show where three American wankers google the definition ...
09/18/2023

HELLO and welcome to another episode of the Plastics Podcast, a show where three American wankers google the definition of Soporific. This week, Fulham and Luton have a mid off! Newcastle and Breftord have a mid off! And, Chelsea and Bournemouth have a mid off! The gang does their best silver linings playbook impressions by trying to find talking points! And we discuss early season team meltdowns along with our favorite Chili recipes! Its Fall in the Northeast!

This week on the podcast we discuss the horror show that was the united states men’s national team against Uzbekistan, w...
09/12/2023

This week on the podcast we discuss the horror show that was the united states men’s national team against Uzbekistan, who the major players were (good and bad), and a look to the Oman game on tuesday. Outside of the US’s international break, Hansi Flick bids adieu to the germany national team, Antony gets a longer vacation to think about his actions and manchester united get to stay at home figuring out what mess they’ve gotten themselves into this time. 

This week! Arsenal hand United their latest defeat at the Emirates in the history of the League! Burnley obstinate play ...
09/04/2023

This week! Arsenal hand United their latest defeat at the Emirates in the history of the League! Burnley obstinate play there way of football in the face of a goal fest for Spurs! And a mid table clash between Wolves and Palace surmount in what some eyewitneeses call “one of the games that happened this weekend”. 
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This week on the Plastics Podcast, Manchester United showcase their intention for the league in a most unusual manner, N...
08/28/2023

This week on the Plastics Podcast, Manchester United showcase their intention for the league in a most unusual manner, Nottingham Forest make history for losing after the quickest succession of goals in league history, Moyes' boys say screw your Brighton narrative, and Newcastle United bottle a game that sees a terminally high number of Darwin puns!
We round up the match week FPL and give a quick PSA on how important gut health is, it's a full episode folks.

With everyone on the mend we are trying again! This is the game schedule for the Plastics Pod this weekend! Have you set...
08/24/2023

With everyone on the mend we are trying again! This is the game schedule for the Plastics Pod this weekend! Have you set your lineups? Who are you watching this weekend?
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Here’s what we are watching this weekend! How are you feeling after matchweek one? Hopeful? Already dreading? Excited? W...
08/18/2023

Here’s what we are watching this weekend! How are you feeling after matchweek one? Hopeful? Already dreading? Excited? What games are you watching?
(All games on here are on Eastern time)
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Hello and welcome to the premier episode of the 23/24 Premier League season! Matchweek 1 comes and goes, and of course, ...
08/14/2023

Hello and welcome to the premier episode of the 23/24 Premier League season! Matchweek 1 comes and goes, and of course, chaos ensues. 
This week on the pod, we talk Brighton bringing it to Luton Town, showing what they were made of last season isn't done yet.  
Newcastle making a statement to the rest of the league in a rare Emery disaster class.
Tottenham showing up with a new offensive capability but showing off their defensive incapability against a still feisty (8th place) Brentford.
Liverpool v. Chelsea continue their gentleman’s agreement of never deciding a match again. 
All this and a first week FPL roundup!

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