The Dull Club

The Dull Club "He is not only dull himself, He is the cause of dullness in others" We’ve been making Bling rodeo leather pony - draft size tack for 18 years now.

We are based out of Grand Rapids, Michigan. We will be moving to Florida later this year 2024. We ship Custom orders within 2-10 days of full payment. We also offer payment plans and layaway orders will ship once last payment is received ( paid in full ). If you have any questions we are here Monday - Sunday 8am to 8pm. We now are able to print directly to our leather hides using a industrial printer this includes photos.

This is a bulldog that I sculpted using mashed potatoes🥔It was for a food themed art event in my town. My job was a part...
11/30/2025

This is a bulldog that I sculpted using mashed potatoes🥔

It was for a food themed art event in my town. My job was a participating location and I was the artist. He’s made with homemade mashed potatoes, black food coloring, cocoa powder, a little ketchup, and wisteria seeds for his eyes. The local colleges mascot is a bulldog so that’s why I did a bulldog. He was my first and more than likely last potato sculpture because it was gross.

My daughter is about one blue crab long slightly scrunched up. Blue crab for reference male 22 Texas
11/30/2025

My daughter is about one blue crab long slightly scrunched up. Blue crab for reference male 22 Texas

Well my dull husband thinks I’m an immoral driver. I disagree 🤬There is one big roundabout of which left turn lane towa...
11/30/2025

Well my dull husband thinks I’m an immoral driver. I disagree 🤬

There is one big roundabout of which left turn lane towards London get so busy depends on the timing of the day.

When it’s looooong queue (of which many try to cut in last moment which is naughty IMO) I go out to the right lane, turn all the way around the roundabout and take priority (see my poor pucture 🥸).

It was the first time hubby was sitting on passenger seat when I used this method and he was totally appalled.

As far as I’m concerned I’m not against any Highway Code!?

UK4.5 law abiding UK resident permit holder citizen of 34yrs - only drive & park forward …

Dull MeaningThis banana was delivered to me with my meal, today. A DMC member, who is on staff at my new hospital, in th...
11/30/2025

Dull Meaning

This banana was delivered to me with my meal, today. A DMC member, who is on staff at my new hospital, in the US, sent this to me as an 🤗"Inside Joke"🤗 with my meal. The other hospital staff, who work on my ward, asked what it means. I told them that the sender and I are both members of DMC. The member who sent it is a pharmacist in my hospital. She sent it with the message for the nurses to tell me, "You'll know what this means." None of my nurses understood the meaning of "For Scale" written on the banana and asked. So, I told them about how the pharmacist and I were acquainted through DMC and the banana is the comparison model used by the club. I foresee a few new members to our ranks.

~Going bananas!~

PS: Wow! You blow me away. I try to read all your messages, but I can't keep up. Just know I love you all. Even if you're a troll, I'll love you, anyway, because, apparently, somebody else didn't.

2nd PS: The timer on the post says 20h. I've finally received much needed sleep. I awake to much needed love from DMC. This is my post for, today. I'll write when something dull happens.
Peace!

M 58 Making new friends through DMC!

I am a dull man, and I have dull chores. I carefully organise the spice rack in alphabetical order, I meticulously untan...
11/30/2025

I am a dull man, and I have dull chores. I carefully organise the spice rack in alphabetical order, I meticulously untangle the garden hose after every use, and I fold the laundry with military precision even though it’s all mostly just my T-shirts, underwear and socks.

But the job I find the dullest, the most soul-draining, the Everest of tedium, is brushing my German Shepherd.

Even though my latest is a short-haired one we rescued 2 years ago, he sheds as if he’s training to be a woolly mammoth.

Despite brushing him a few times a week, I do a big deep-clean brush once a month.

This morning, Dougal had his monthly intense brushing, and as I gathered up enough loose fur to construct a second dog, I wondered, yet again, what I could actually do with it.

1> I could make my own pillows with a matching duvet ("comforter" for our American friends)

2> Start an artisanal line of German Shepherd wigs for bald Chihuahuas

3> Open a luxury boutique selling "100% Organic German Shepherd Wool" scarves

4> Knit myself a full-body dog hair suit, so Dougal can finally see what it feels like to be covered in his own fluff

Alas, I have never acted on these geni-ass ideas.

I once ran them by my wife, and she stared at me in silence for a solid ten seconds before calmly asking if I sustained a recent head injury.

So instead, I just brush and vacuum them up.

Again.

Robin UK10 - Dougal repays me by covering the house in fur within 30 seconds

I was a bit worried this might be too exciting, but I've been assured that this is only because I am looking at it from ...
11/30/2025

I was a bit worried this might be too exciting, but I've been assured that this is only because I am looking at it from a dull perspective.

Anyway, I harvested around 2 lbs of ripe yellow tomatoes yesterday. Of course the most reasonable thing to do with two pounds of tomatoes the same color as a mustard packet is to turn it into ketchup. So I found a few recipes, and even mostly followed one of them. I was fully prepared to add a drop of yellow food coloring when it was looking a bit whitish and pale while cooking down, but after milling it was a perfect Heinz Mustard yellow. I sweetened it with green stevia leaf not white sugar, and I think that made the final product a bit darker, but it's still yellow ketchup!

Girlfriend decided she wanted to make fries for the ridiculous yellow ketchup. I decided to prevent the responsible adult choice to use the store potatoes that need to be used soon in favor of finding the PERFECT use for the purple potatoes some random (and very friendly!) guy at the community garden offloaded onto me a couple weeks ago.

And that's the story of how I got to have purple fries and yellow ketchup for dinner as a grown ass adult.

M37, shoe size varies by sizing system, no banana for scale because it camouflaged too well

This is a natural stone that I found, cut and polished.It isn’t AI. It isn’t painted, or messed with in Photoshop. As yo...
11/30/2025

This is a natural stone that I found, cut and polished.
It isn’t AI.
It isn’t painted, or messed with in Photoshop.
As you can see - it shows a seascape, with rocks in the foreground, blue sea, snow covered mountains and a wintery sky.
And considering I found it here on the Isle of Skye, Scotland, it looks very much like the place it was found.
It is made up of banded agate, basalt and quartz.

M47, like finding and polishing rocks I find on the beach.
Size 10.5 shoes (UK).
Banana for scale.

I might be in danger of being far too exciting for here. Sorry. But, remember those 1960s commercials with the flawless,...
11/30/2025

I might be in danger of being far too exciting for here. Sorry. But, remember those 1960s commercials with the flawless, blonde, housewives who could obliterate dirt, grime, and rogue spaghetti stains with a single swipe of a miracle cleaner or gadget? Their kitchens sparkled, their hair never moved, and, apparently, 99.9% of household germs didn’t stand a chance.

We all know that reality rarely scrubs up that well, but, every now and then, a product actually does live up to the hype. My new jet-wash patio cleaner! One swipe of the 'hovercraft' wand, and decades of moss, muck, and mystery stains vanish like they were never there. It's oddly addictive, and immensely satisfying. If this is what being a 60s housewife felt like, I ‘totally get it’.

After more than four decades of cooking, I thought I had pretty much seen it all in the kitchen.Turns out, I was so wron...
11/30/2025

After more than four decades of cooking, I thought I had pretty much seen it all in the kitchen.

Turns out, I was so wrong.

This morning, my family requested roast chicken for dinner.

Simple enough, right? Well, except for the small detail that I forgot to defrost the chicken.

Rock solid, straight out of the freezer, staring me down with my family returning in about 3 hours!!

Now, I could have panicked. I could have resorted to a backup plan (takeout pizza).

But no!! Today, I decided to boldly go where I had never gone before… roasting a chicken from FROZEN.

Here it is in all its post-oven glory. Yes, it took longer to cook, and yes, I checked the temperature about 57 times because I don’t fancy poisoning anyone, but it worked.

The result? Juicy, golden perfection.

Even after all these years, you can still teach an old cook a new trick. And no, this isn’t an excuse for me to forget to thaw the next one.

By the way that black thing between the chicken legs is a chilli… it fell from the infused olive oil, (which I make myself) whilst I was oiling it during cooking.

Robin UK10 - I’m starting my own YouTube channel: “Cooking Under Pressure (Because I Forgot to Thaw It)”

On a recent trip to Tokyo, my wife popped down to reception, leaving me alone in our hotel room.After a few minutes, I d...
11/30/2025

On a recent trip to Tokyo, my wife popped down to reception, leaving me alone in our hotel room.
After a few minutes, I decided to turn the TV on. It was only then that I discovered that she had accidentally taken both room entry cards with her. And since you use these to activate the electricity to the room, I couldn't turn the TV on.
Then I had a thought! I tore this beer mat in half and dropped it in the slot.
It worked! The power came on and I could watch crazy Japanese TV.
For decades I'd assumed you had to use the magnetic room key card because, you know, it opens your door so therefore MUST be used to turn the power on.
But no, any old bit of card will do the job!

I stained a board outside yesterday, and much to my chagrin, an army of kamikaze gnats proceeded to glue themselves to t...
11/29/2025

I stained a board outside yesterday, and much to my chagrin, an army of kamikaze gnats proceeded to glue themselves to the board. Today I decided to take inventory. I counted one square inch in an area with a somewhat average representation of density, and came up with 95 gsi (gnats per square inch). The top and sides of the 2x6x16 has 1632 in² surface area. That means there are ~155,040 gnats on this board.

Shoe size 11, the gnats ate all my bananas

Every time we do the laundry, the socks with no partner go into a bag. Once I feel like it, we lay them out and play the...
11/29/2025

Every time we do the laundry, the socks with no partner go into a bag. Once I feel like it, we lay them out and play the matching game.

Address

2730 Park Street
New York, NY
10011

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when The Dull Club posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Contact The Business

Send a message to The Dull Club:

Shortcuts

Share

Category