Chuck Xavier

10/07/2025

🔥 Chuck Norris scared enemy pilots so badly… they shot down their own jets! 💥✈️

09/07/2025

When Chuck Norris went shopping, the cashier paid him.😂🔥

09/07/2025

Old enough 😂😂🔥

08/07/2025

😂🔥💯

01/07/2025

As a fellow Asian, I find this hilarious🤐😂

29/06/2025

29/06/2025

"Chuck Norris Breathes Different." 😂🔥

28/06/2025

🤐😂

01/06/2025

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's f**king beef. 😂🤣

19/05/2025

Chuck Norris doesn't need training arcs**
🥋 *Power levels reset when he enters the scene*

2. **Dragon Balls**
🐉 *Wish Chuck Norris would stop using them as bowling balls*

3. **Naruto's Rasengan**
🌀 *Is just Chuck Norris blowing a bubble*

4. **One Punch Man**
👊 *Takes notes from Chuck Norris's "Zero Punch" technique*

5. **Attack on Titan**
🧱 *Was originally called "Retreat from Chuck Norris"*

**BONUS:**
*The "Next Episode" button doesn't appear until Chuck Norris is ready*

19/05/2025

Chuck Norris is writing a self-help book. Because what I really need is advice on how to roundhouse kick my problems away."

2. "Chuck Norris's favorite type of therapy is 'Punch-ional Analysis'. Because talking about your feelings is for wimps."

3. "I heard Chuck Norris is starting a new fashion line. It's called 'Roundhouse Couture'...because who needs pants that aren't punched full of holes?"

4. "Chuck Norris's favorite type of vacation is a 'Punch-cation'. He just punches his way to relaxation."

5. "Chuck Norris is so tough, he can make a grizzly bear...run away in fear. And then he'll punch the bear for not being tough enough."

Remember, these jokes are meant to be sarcastic and humorous, and are not meant to be taken seriously!

18/05/2025

Chuck Norris doesn't use a calculator**
🧮 *Numbers align themselves when he stares at them*

2. **Chuck Norris's shadow has a black belt**
👤🥋 *It teaches self-defense to other shadows*

3. **The "Mute" button was invented**
🔇 *For Chuck Norris's heartbeat*

4. **Chuck Norris can delete spam emails**
📧 *With a single glare*

5. **The first draft of history**
📜 *Was Chuck Norris's grocery list*

**BONUS:**
*Chuck Norris's WiFi password is "open sesame" - and it works*