09/12/2025
My wife Linda and I were invited to my old buddy David's wedding. At the bottom of the RSVP card, someone had scribbled:
"LADIES – PLEASE WEAR WHITE, WEDDING DRESSES WELCOME!"
Confused, I called David. He sighed. "It's Emily's mom, Dorothy. She plans to wear her own wedding dress to upstage the bride. She's done it before – hijacked the bridal shower, mocked Emily's venue, and even threatened to walk her down the aisle."
WHAT A PLAN! We were thrilled to help the bride. On the day, we arrived to a room full of women in white. Moments later, Dorothy arrived grinning – tiara, rhinestones, cathedral-length train. But when she strutted into the room, she...Story continues in the first comment👇