08/20/2026
someone parked a full food truck inside the 9th avenue protected bike lane. not beside it. not partially. inside it. both wheels within the green paint boundary. lunch queue standing in the bike lane. generator running. "BEST TACOS IN NYC" in the window.
the gap between the truck's passenger mirror and the imperfectly parked sedan's left mirror was handlebar-plus-six-inches at mirror level and i was already committed before i finished measuring it.
both mirrors at handlebar height simultaneously โ truck mirror left, sedan mirror right, the gap at its tightest in the middle, the truck's generator at full volume directly beside the left ear at closest approach. clean exit. the truck driver's face in the passenger mirror paused mid-bag-handover for exactly the duration of a man who has seen something in his mirror and decided it doesn't require him to stop completing a transaction.
the lycra cyclist was stopped behind the truck with his foot down on the green paint, garmin still recording, full assessment made, gap declined. he watched the exit through the gap he declined and his face was doing several things at once. his garmin is recording a stationary data point on 9th avenue right now and that stationary point has context that garmin cannot capture.
the dot worker at the lamp post lowered his clipboard one inch watching the exit and then raised it and started writing. he has written this note before. he will write it again.
the citi bike woman started rolling toward the gap right after i cleared it. her helmet was slightly askew. i believe in her.
the food truck is still there.
tag someone who has been the lycra cyclist in this situation. comment "BOTH MIRRORS" if the simultaneous clearance made your palms sweat. wait for the truck driver finishing the transaction in the mirror โ that bag handover completing is the full review. double-tap if the DOT worker writing on his clipboard at the end got you. ๐ฎ๐ด๐ข๐ค