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09/01/2023

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09/01/2023

“Hello, how you're doing,” a lady texted me on Whatsapp.

“i'm good ooh, and you?” I texted back.

“i'm good also, by the way, I'm dangote's daughter, mariya dangote,” she announced.

“wow!!! seriously?” I asked in curiosity because it was full of surprises.

“Yes, I am. and you? What's your name?” she asked.

“i'm Promise Ogbonna, a storyteller in Facebook,” I said.

“wow! I love you! will you marry me?” she proposed.

without thinking twice, I accepted immediately.

“Okay, I'm in need of 8k, i went to buy something but forgot my ATM card, I will double the money for you when I get back home, also remember our wedding will be Next month being August,” she announced.

“okay, ma'am,” I said as I sent the 8k for her immediately.

Omo guys! this is a huge congratulations for me! I will be getting married to dangote's daughter next month! 😂🥳🥳 💃

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08/30/2023

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fi yuo cna raed tihs , yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.i cdnoult blveiee taht i cluod autlcaly uesdnatnrd waht i was rdanieg.
The phanomneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,
Aoccdrnig to a rschearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Azaming huh? Yaeh and i awlyas tghuhot spleilng was ipmortant , if you can read tihs yuo haev a hghi IQ
Cna yuo raed tihs?
Only 55 plepoe out of 100 can.🙂🏆

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08/30/2023

MY FATHER'S ADVICE TO ME WHEN I WAS
SEARCHING FOR A WIFE.
My son, I will be very raw and sincere with
you. Do not worry about the size of a woman
buttock or breast but worry about the size of
her heart and brain. Worry about the size of
her love and endurance. Because after 5 or 10
years, it will not be about the breast or
buttock. As you can see, your mum now has a
flat chest and almost flat buttock but we still
live together happily, I still love her and she
still love me.
Be careful of a woman that loves money. I
mean the woman that talks ‘every time’ about
her hair, clothes, shoes, bags panties and
make-ups. Marriage is not all about these
things. Without makeup, clothes, shoes and
panties a good marriage will still stand but
without love, no marriage can stand.
When I got married to your mum, I didn’t have
a car or house of my own. I was not even
educated, but I had dreams and she
appreciated and supported me. Any woman
that does not support your dream is not worth
thinking-a-minute about. There are women
that will see your dreams better than you, you
are lucky if you find one.
My son, open your ears very well, there is a
kind of woman you should avoid, do not make
a mistake to marry this kind of woman or you
will regret it. I mean a woman that always has
bad things to say about everyone. If you see
this kind of woman, run away. One of the
worst kind of woman you can marry is the one
that complains about everything. If you buy
this, she says you should have bought that, if
you do this, she said you should have done
that. Please stay away! Most women enjoy
talking but the one who talks for two hours
and listen for two minutes is a potential
‘bomb’. Be wise
Be very careful of a pretending partner. A
pretending woman is not hard to know. She
will always know everything about everything,
she will be careful. Just close your eyes and
open your heart and you will see! No woman
is perfect. If you see a woman who believes in
your dream, who respects you, who is
committ

08/30/2023

TRUE SECRET ABOUT WOMEN

1. When a woman is angry, she doesn't mean over half of what she says. If possible always hug her to calm her down.

2. The most difficult time for a woman is when she is away from the man she truly loves. She can get distressed.

3. It takes time for a woman to trust a man, its hard to change her mind when she does, but if you mess-up, you might just forget it.

4. A woman is such a school you will never graduate from.

5. Your wedding certificate with her is not a " Driving license", its just a "Learners permit". Continue wooing her.

6. She can be very bitter now, and a very sweet angel later on, it all lies in your approach. Yes treat her right always.

7. A woman hardly forget things, she remembers hurts more, avoid making her hurt. Avoid negative words and affirm her always.

8. A woman can be highly secretive. Most times when they prove hard to men, they go to their closet and cry to friends. Make your woman your best friend.

9. All women Love to be begged. Men often miss out on this. Yes please handle them like babies sometime its all they want.

10. All women have a unique character like salt, their presence might not be noticed but their absence makes all things tasteless.

10. If she loves you she can do everything you ask of her as far as it makes you happy, so never force her to love you.

11. If you don't take care of her, she will find someone who will. They are always there only that she chose you.

12. If a woman truly loves you, even to ask money from you she will be shy, but as a gentleman don't wait to be asked and most especially if she loves you she can never leave you to spend unnecessarily. That's what makes them special.

Only mature people will understand what am saying,
In every man success there must be a good honest Woman behind.

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